Ardent Gordon
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Gal Gadot Assures Casting Agent She Can Play AI Roles https://theonion.com/gal-gadot-assures-casting-agent-she-can-play-ai-roles/
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gal Gadot Assures Casting Agent She Can Play AI Roles https://theonion.com/gal-gadot-assures-casting-agent-she-can-play-ai-roles/
They say not to meet your heroes, but every time I read this guy's candid thoughts online I wish I could meet him more.
A number of years ago I was asked if I wanted to be part of the NYC Columbus Day parade, and I said sure, as long as they were okay with me noting that Columbus was a genocidal fuckface to anyone who asked. It was then decided I should not be part of the parade.
The only Italian-Americans I know who care about protecting Columbus' rep are toxic boomers.
August 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They say not to meet your heroes, but every time I read this guy's candid thoughts online I wish I could meet him more.
Truly living in the dumbest of all worlds
Time: “There’s zero deals so far.”
Trump: “I’ve made 200 deals.”
Time: “Can you share with who?”
Trump: “The deal is a deal that I choose.” 🤷🏼♂️
So the “Art of the Deal” is apparently you just say there are deals? time.com/7280114/dona...
Trump: “I’ve made 200 deals.”
Time: “Can you share with who?”
Trump: “The deal is a deal that I choose.” 🤷🏼♂️
So the “Art of the Deal” is apparently you just say there are deals? time.com/7280114/dona...
April 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Truly living in the dumbest of all worlds
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9 am and already the dumbest thing you’ll see today.
Poorer societies a) are more likely subsistence agriculture that depend on child labor, and b) have higher infant and child mortality so need to bear more children in order to end up with enough.
Poorer societies a) are more likely subsistence agriculture that depend on child labor, and b) have higher infant and child mortality so need to bear more children in order to end up with enough.
April 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
9 am and already the dumbest thing you’ll see today.
Poorer societies a) are more likely subsistence agriculture that depend on child labor, and b) have higher infant and child mortality so need to bear more children in order to end up with enough.
Poorer societies a) are more likely subsistence agriculture that depend on child labor, and b) have higher infant and child mortality so need to bear more children in order to end up with enough.
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We gave the vice president the big job: make the zoo racist
It’s late and I’m both sick and tired so forgive me, but directing Vance to “remove improper ideology from the national zoo” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read
March 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We gave the vice president the big job: make the zoo racist