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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Right. Sketchbooking done for now. Time to go do the nice drawing.
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The great cycle of British electoral politics: Oh why oh why isn’t the public engaged in politics NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU SCUM MORONS FUCK OFF THAT’S MY CHAIR, THAT’S MY JOB FUCK OFF, OFFICER, HELP OFFICER Why is everyone so apathetic, it’s like people are too lazy to have faith in democracy any more
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Then rowing softly on the dark Stygian waters came a spectral boatman…
September 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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This is what 450 million years of experiencing life on Earth looks like.
lmao i saw a meme about thresher sharks and i thought "they can't possibly look that panicked" but they DO
September 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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'Immigration doesn't bother me but it seems to bother everyone else' – Everyone.

This is what happens when the media runs away with Hard Right narratives.
August 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Wheeeen theee
Bird in your room represents all your gloom
Nevermoré
When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave
Nevermoré
It will rap
Tippy tippy tap
Tippy tippy tap
Waking you from naps aaand
Your dream-a
Then will fly
Never tell you why
Even if you cry
Landing on your sideboard Athena
August 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet

tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
August 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life
August 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
1957, when they knew how to name a doctor-turned-writer.
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The great advantage of rightwing politics, in the economic as well as social/cultural spheres, is that they *don't have to work*.

There is literally no pressure on those policies to actually make life easier for the median voter.

All they ever have to do is ensure someone else can be blamed.
July 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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the media: the trouble is, no-one’s giving advice to men!

loads of people: be fun. wash regularly so you smell nice. learn to cook. take pleasure in giving other people pleasure. be interested in other people.

the media: so here’s a man who says you should become a human trafficker.
January 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Also some evergreen words from Kurt.
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Stumbling onto BlueSky to mention the time at the cinema when my 6-year-old niece said "secret duck" as she sauntered past a poster for Orphan: First Kill and I was about to tell her don't be silly, there's no duck on the poster for Orphan: First Kill, then stopped for a closer look...
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM