Reposted by Ashalee
Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
I just think the people who don’t want the Chiefs to win are pretty selfish because SOME OF US are relying on a Travis and Taylor on field smooch to get us thru this hellscape called earth.
January 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just think the people who don’t want the Chiefs to win are pretty selfish because SOME OF US are relying on a Travis and Taylor on field smooch to get us thru this hellscape called earth.
I think I’m gonna start buying shirts with curse words on them.
January 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I think I’m gonna start buying shirts with curse words on them.
I feel like yelling at Kody Brown could heal a small part of me.
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I feel like yelling at Kody Brown could heal a small part of me.
Michelle Obama’s first book was called “Becoming.” I hope she writes another book called “I Will Not Be Coming” that documents all the ways she hates Donald Trump and what she did on his Inauguration Day instead. Another best seller.
January 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Michelle Obama’s first book was called “Becoming.” I hope she writes another book called “I Will Not Be Coming” that documents all the ways she hates Donald Trump and what she did on his Inauguration Day instead. Another best seller.
You know who wouldn’t perform at Trumps inauguration? Kelly Brianne Clarkson. The best person I’ve ever voted for tbh.
January 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know who wouldn’t perform at Trumps inauguration? Kelly Brianne Clarkson. The best person I’ve ever voted for tbh.
We have had either no water or had to conserve water in Richmond for the past 4 days and I have never felt more like Janelle living in her trailer on Coyote Pass.
January 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We have had either no water or had to conserve water in Richmond for the past 4 days and I have never felt more like Janelle living in her trailer on Coyote Pass.
The tea light candle budget on Virgin River is insane
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
The tea light candle budget on Virgin River is insane
Update: used the 5% today and I didn’t even notice the price difference.
Target Circle just sent me a birthday reward for 5% off my purchase. I’m about to make out like bandit.
December 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Update: used the 5% today and I didn’t even notice the price difference.
If Polio comes back the crunchy moms won’t even put their kids in an iron lung because of lead exposure or mercury in retrograde.
December 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
If Polio comes back the crunchy moms won’t even put their kids in an iron lung because of lead exposure or mercury in retrograde.
Reposted by Ashalee
Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird
Today I learned that this isn’t what it looks like inside the cleaning cart #taylorswift rides in. Little embarrassing.
November 30, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Today I learned that this isn’t what it looks like inside the cleaning cart #taylorswift rides in. Little embarrassing.
My parents don’t watch Fox News but they do use the channel up button as their main way to see what’s on television instead of using the guide and that’s pretty horrifying.
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My parents don’t watch Fox News but they do use the channel up button as their main way to see what’s on television instead of using the guide and that’s pretty horrifying.
A pug named Vito winning the #nationaldogshow after a contentious election and looming presidency is a little too on the nose.
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
A pug named Vito winning the #nationaldogshow after a contentious election and looming presidency is a little too on the nose.
Proactively embarassed of my #SpotifyWrapped because I listened to so much Zach Bryan this year. Please forgive me for giving a blonde man a chance.
November 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Proactively embarassed of my #SpotifyWrapped because I listened to so much Zach Bryan this year. Please forgive me for giving a blonde man a chance.
Target Circle just sent me a birthday reward for 5% off my purchase. I’m about to make out like bandit.
November 26, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Target Circle just sent me a birthday reward for 5% off my purchase. I’m about to make out like bandit.
I will not be having a look alike contest because every time someone shows me someone they think looks like me—they just a have a round face and brown hair.
November 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I will not be having a look alike contest because every time someone shows me someone they think looks like me—they just a have a round face and brown hair.
I am 37. There are a pack of 12 year olds on the playground near where I walk my dog. I’m afraid they’re going to prank me. That can’t be normal.
November 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I am 37. There are a pack of 12 year olds on the playground near where I walk my dog. I’m afraid they’re going to prank me. That can’t be normal.
Reposted by Ashalee
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
Show of hands: who thinks the next Attorney General recommendation is going to be Dog the Bounty Hunter or one of the hosts from Live PD?
November 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Show of hands: who thinks the next Attorney General recommendation is going to be Dog the Bounty Hunter or one of the hosts from Live PD?
What does it say about me that my comfort background noise show is “Sister Wives”?
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
What does it say about me that my comfort background noise show is “Sister Wives”?
Reposted by Ashalee
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time