Anders S. Kristiansen
@askristiansen.bsky.social
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I like laser swords and witches. Social worker. Carrie Fishers største fan. Arbejder med vold i nære relationer.
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runestahl.bsky.social
Det her er jo vanvittigt. Et dansk folketingsmedlem, der bortføres militært af en fremmed magt i et åbenlyst brud på folkeretten. Hvordan kan vi opretholde almindelige diplomatiske forbindelser med et sådan forbryderisk regime.

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Dansk politiker en del af opbragt skib: - Jeg er blevet kidnappet
Det danske folketingsmedlem Victoria Velasquez (EL) er en del af besætningen på et af de skibe fra nødhjælpsflotillen, der er blevet opbragt af Israels militær...
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askristiansen.bsky.social
Fik også et pap(er)cut af en pizzabakke i fredags (?)
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paulhaine.bsky.social
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
askristiansen.bsky.social
Eeeej det er min gamle kollega Salim i billedet der! Han gav mig hånden hver morgen 😭
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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markpopham.bsky.social
OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
crushbort.bsky.social
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
Buried in Altman's post is the real story: "People are generating much more than we expected per user," using massive compute resources on content that's often being generated for very small audiences (it is, after all, a social media app). OpenAl will "have to somehow make money for video generation," Altman wrote. Translation: Sora is burning through compute costs with no offsetting revenue.
Altman floated a potential solution: "We are going to try sharing some of this revenue with rightsholders who want their characters generated by users." The idea-perhaps similar to You Tube's ad-monetization program for videos that include copyrighted material
-would give studios a financial incentive to opt in.
"The exact model will take some trial and error to figure out," Altman acknowledged, "but we plan to start very soon."
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vermontgmg.bsky.social
You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.
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askristiansen.bsky.social
Det er helt okay at have fået fordele af ens forældre! Og det er helt okay at indrømme det! Det burde ikke være så svært for folk at indrømme.

"forlomme af min kendte far" og "dygtig" er ikke modsætninger.
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banalplay.bsky.social
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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antlervel.vet
First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
pattymo.com
Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid
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brendelbored.bsky.social
First time this guy has ever made me laugh
Comedian Tim Dillon said on his podcast last month that he signed up for financial reasons.
He said he had been offered "a large sum of money" - $375,000 for one performance - and said that other comedians had been offered as much as $1.6 million. He told his detractors to "get over it," adding, "So what if they have slaves, they're paying me enough to look the other way."
But in an episode of the Tim Dillon Podcast last week, the comedian announced he'd been removed from the lineup for the comments he made about the country's record on slavery.
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vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers