Astralika Castle, Horny Ace Kobold!
@astralikacastle.bsky.social
Strange Transformation Enjoyer. Freaky kobold. Opinionated, but nervous.
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/pixelhead777/
Tumblr: https://astralikacastle.tumblr.com/
Twitter: banned
Cohost: read-only
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/pixelhead777/
Tumblr: https://astralikacastle.tumblr.com/
Twitter: banned
Cohost: read-only
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf? Good. Your mission, 47, is to fix his little red stocking - our anonymous client has put him on the naughty list. You'll find milk and cookies on-site.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf? Good. Your mission, 47, is to fix his little red stocking - our anonymous client has put him on the naughty list. You'll find milk and cookies on-site.
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tbh valve's overarching principle for steam is "do not make us do work"
Game makers want to push the medium forward, but Valve's overarching principle for adult content is "Do not make us do work." This stance is incompatible with a view that games are art, which can be difficult to love, but still make valid artistic statements
A short video on the banning of the game HORSES on Steam - from a porn game developer perspective
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
tbh valve's overarching principle for steam is "do not make us do work"
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The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.
I genuinely think kids in the mid-to-late aughts growing up on emulators (read: piracy) may genuinely have been far, far healthier for the future of the industry than all the kids growing up on stuff like Roblox being the norm.
THIS SHIT'S GOTTA BE RUINING KIDS EXPERIENCES WITH GAMING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.
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hey guys, anyone seen my keys? i can't find them anywhere
...what're you staring at?
REALLY cute piece by @farorenightclaw.bsky.social !!! continuing my foray into Me Having Gigantic Tits
(i think they usually won't be *quite* this big, but it's fun to experiment!)
...what're you staring at?
REALLY cute piece by @farorenightclaw.bsky.social !!! continuing my foray into Me Having Gigantic Tits
(i think they usually won't be *quite* this big, but it's fun to experiment!)
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
hey guys, anyone seen my keys? i can't find them anywhere
...what're you staring at?
REALLY cute piece by @farorenightclaw.bsky.social !!! continuing my foray into Me Having Gigantic Tits
(i think they usually won't be *quite* this big, but it's fun to experiment!)
...what're you staring at?
REALLY cute piece by @farorenightclaw.bsky.social !!! continuing my foray into Me Having Gigantic Tits
(i think they usually won't be *quite* this big, but it's fun to experiment!)
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Framemaker has ruined lives and I'm only a little sorry
Stop making good music! I can't afford to keep buying so many good albums. My wallet cries every night. It cowers in fear every time I get a bandcamp notification.
We gotta just agree to not make any fantastic albums for at least a couple months. I'm never gonna recover from this.
We gotta just agree to not make any fantastic albums for at least a couple months. I'm never gonna recover from this.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Framemaker has ruined lives and I'm only a little sorry
oh good the new mega evolution is ugly *and* people are drawing it ass-first
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
oh good the new mega evolution is ugly *and* people are drawing it ass-first
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Until we have both a top end tax bracket at 90% AND a wealth tax my defacto position is that the extremely wealthy are absolutely not paying their fair share.
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Until we have both a top end tax bracket at 90% AND a wealth tax my defacto position is that the extremely wealthy are absolutely not paying their fair share.
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there's the first frustrating thing, how many democrats support this goddamn thing and have to be yelled at again and again to back down, and then the second frustrating thing, that GOP will go for what they want as often as they can, while dems will go "oh well, thems the breaks" after one failure
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
there's the first frustrating thing, how many democrats support this goddamn thing and have to be yelled at again and again to back down, and then the second frustrating thing, that GOP will go for what they want as often as they can, while dems will go "oh well, thems the breaks" after one failure
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
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This dude had a lot of time to be stuck in the wall, let's give him a hand.
commission for https://twitter.com/SeekingDusk
commission for https://twitter.com/SeekingDusk
July 17, 2024 at 1:00 AM
This dude had a lot of time to be stuck in the wall, let's give him a hand.
commission for https://twitter.com/SeekingDusk
commission for https://twitter.com/SeekingDusk
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
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Punk lucario I designed a few days ago
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Punk lucario I designed a few days ago
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regular kobold vs shiny kobold
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
regular kobold vs shiny kobold
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I 100% hate that I have to shill so hard but just to clarify, I cannot make any of these projects real any faster than I'm currently able to without financial support.
I want to make the Bout Comic, I want to make the Kelpie D&D liveplay, I want to explore game dev.
But I need the cash to do so.
I want to make the Bout Comic, I want to make the Kelpie D&D liveplay, I want to explore game dev.
But I need the cash to do so.
I have plans, content and the drive to create.
I just don't have the funds. Thats where you come in!
With your fiscal backing I can safely dedicate myself to making more things you guys like.
www.patreon.com/ZitoisNeato
I just don't have the funds. Thats where you come in!
With your fiscal backing I can safely dedicate myself to making more things you guys like.
www.patreon.com/ZitoisNeato
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I 100% hate that I have to shill so hard but just to clarify, I cannot make any of these projects real any faster than I'm currently able to without financial support.
I want to make the Bout Comic, I want to make the Kelpie D&D liveplay, I want to explore game dev.
But I need the cash to do so.
I want to make the Bout Comic, I want to make the Kelpie D&D liveplay, I want to explore game dev.
But I need the cash to do so.
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ctf (capture the flag), hey anyone seen rain~?
art by and with @vanillabuttad.bsky.social 🧡
art by and with @vanillabuttad.bsky.social 🧡
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
ctf (capture the flag), hey anyone seen rain~?
art by and with @vanillabuttad.bsky.social 🧡
art by and with @vanillabuttad.bsky.social 🧡
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is it even possible for a game to reach mass success without becoming a culture war wedge in some way anymore? youtubers will simply create a narrative for you the incentives are too strong. if you're a small game you're proving AAA hedonism is doomed. if you have boobs you're killing woke. etc etc
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
is it even possible for a game to reach mass success without becoming a culture war wedge in some way anymore? youtubers will simply create a narrative for you the incentives are too strong. if you're a small game you're proving AAA hedonism is doomed. if you have boobs you're killing woke. etc etc
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What's better than CTF'ing one rando at a glory hole? Sticking your other dick in and snagging a second before the first one's even finished!
#furryart #nsfw #ctf #cock_transformation #double_dick #multicock #shark #public #gloryhole #cum
#furryart #nsfw #ctf #cock_transformation #double_dick #multicock #shark #public #gloryhole #cum
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What's better than CTF'ing one rando at a glory hole? Sticking your other dick in and snagging a second before the first one's even finished!
#furryart #nsfw #ctf #cock_transformation #double_dick #multicock #shark #public #gloryhole #cum
#furryart #nsfw #ctf #cock_transformation #double_dick #multicock #shark #public #gloryhole #cum
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our CRRRRRAZY sale is STILL going until the 7th! 🔥
Here's some of our HOTTEST DEALZ today...
www.koboldshop.com/shop
Here's some of our HOTTEST DEALZ today...
www.koboldshop.com/shop
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
our CRRRRRAZY sale is STILL going until the 7th! 🔥
Here's some of our HOTTEST DEALZ today...
www.koboldshop.com/shop
Here's some of our HOTTEST DEALZ today...
www.koboldshop.com/shop
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New doodle of Rufus!
Flattened toon goat, flattened toon cum. That just makes sense, right?
Flattened toon goat, flattened toon cum. That just makes sense, right?
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
New doodle of Rufus!
Flattened toon goat, flattened toon cum. That just makes sense, right?
Flattened toon goat, flattened toon cum. That just makes sense, right?
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This started the same time I got a new phone that didn't have a headphone jack, so I found my old MP3 player and have been listening to tunes on that while I'm out instead.
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This started the same time I got a new phone that didn't have a headphone jack, so I found my old MP3 player and have been listening to tunes on that while I'm out instead.
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music