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As much as 2025 was the Fuck Around year, I'm ready for 2026 to be the year of Finding Out.
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
eat the rich
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
eat the rich
may the piss be with you at all your protests
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
may the piss be with you at all your protests
So, Civil War 2.0 will likely be started in Minneapolis. Temu Shitler is already saying we shouldn't have midterm elections while also wanting to enact the Insurrection Act.
I say go for it you orange fucking nazi fuck!!! Fuck around and find out, dipshit!! You ain't seen nothin' yet!!!
I say go for it you orange fucking nazi fuck!!! Fuck around and find out, dipshit!! You ain't seen nothin' yet!!!
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
So, Civil War 2.0 will likely be started in Minneapolis. Temu Shitler is already saying we shouldn't have midterm elections while also wanting to enact the Insurrection Act.
I say go for it you orange fucking nazi fuck!!! Fuck around and find out, dipshit!! You ain't seen nothin' yet!!!
I say go for it you orange fucking nazi fuck!!! Fuck around and find out, dipshit!! You ain't seen nothin' yet!!!
PERFECT.
youtu.be/rNo5fs1iDrs?...
youtu.be/rNo5fs1iDrs?...
Durrr ChatGPT
YouTube video by Zane Little
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
PERFECT.
youtu.be/rNo5fs1iDrs?...
youtu.be/rNo5fs1iDrs?...
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The only Epstein controversy is the president of the United States won’t release the Epstein files because he raped children.
Full. Stop.
Full. Stop.
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The only Epstein controversy is the president of the United States won’t release the Epstein files because he raped children.
Full. Stop.
Full. Stop.
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Dear Denmark,
The free world is on your side. Kick Donald Trump and his henchmen in the nuts.
Your Canadian Allies
The free world is on your side. Kick Donald Trump and his henchmen in the nuts.
Your Canadian Allies
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Dear Denmark,
The free world is on your side. Kick Donald Trump and his henchmen in the nuts.
Your Canadian Allies
The free world is on your side. Kick Donald Trump and his henchmen in the nuts.
Your Canadian Allies
Now this is what I'm talking about!! There are 100x more of us than them, fucking make them fearful wherever they go; overwhelm them everywhere so they have to arrive in platoons, wasting resources at every stop.
FUCK NAZI ICE, FIGHT BACK!!! Stop being pussies!!!
FUCK NAZI ICE, FIGHT BACK!!! Stop being pussies!!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Now this is what I'm talking about!! There are 100x more of us than them, fucking make them fearful wherever they go; overwhelm them everywhere so they have to arrive in platoons, wasting resources at every stop.
FUCK NAZI ICE, FIGHT BACK!!! Stop being pussies!!!
FUCK NAZI ICE, FIGHT BACK!!! Stop being pussies!!!
Anyone thinking we get out of this simply by voting later this year is a head-in-the-sand dumbfuck. Nobody's coming to save us, it's up to us.
Other countries don't need to invoke military action, they just need to sell all their Treasury Bonds, and bam, we're done. Over.
youtu.be/8XMMDgtb87o?...
Other countries don't need to invoke military action, they just need to sell all their Treasury Bonds, and bam, we're done. Over.
youtu.be/8XMMDgtb87o?...
More Americans are Saying the Quiet Part Loud: They Want a Revolution
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Anyone thinking we get out of this simply by voting later this year is a head-in-the-sand dumbfuck. Nobody's coming to save us, it's up to us.
Other countries don't need to invoke military action, they just need to sell all their Treasury Bonds, and bam, we're done. Over.
youtu.be/8XMMDgtb87o?...
Other countries don't need to invoke military action, they just need to sell all their Treasury Bonds, and bam, we're done. Over.
youtu.be/8XMMDgtb87o?...
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Scott Adams is exemplary of a large group of Americans whose brain was not built to handle one (1) Black president.
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Scott Adams is exemplary of a large group of Americans whose brain was not built to handle one (1) Black president.
The best New Year's Resolution anyone can make this January is to excise every single MAGAt fuck from your life. Doesn't matter if they're family or friends, it's time to ostracize them from your life, they're not worth it and can't be saved.
Be free of their cancer. Do it for yourself.
Be free of their cancer. Do it for yourself.
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The best New Year's Resolution anyone can make this January is to excise every single MAGAt fuck from your life. Doesn't matter if they're family or friends, it's time to ostracize them from your life, they're not worth it and can't be saved.
Be free of their cancer. Do it for yourself.
Be free of their cancer. Do it for yourself.
Kristi Noem is a fucking evil cunt nazi murderer who must rot in prison the rest of her dog-killing days.
January 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Kristi Noem is a fucking evil cunt nazi murderer who must rot in prison the rest of her dog-killing days.
There's no delicate way to say this but I'm glad the lady who ICE executed yesterday was white because we all know how quickly the media gloms onto white people dying compared to PoC, so here's hoping that added outrage & coverage helps overall accountability and pushback.
This country is so fucked
This country is so fucked
January 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
There's no delicate way to say this but I'm glad the lady who ICE executed yesterday was white because we all know how quickly the media gloms onto white people dying compared to PoC, so here's hoping that added outrage & coverage helps overall accountability and pushback.
This country is so fucked
This country is so fucked
I gotta say I'm glad Temu Shitler invaded Venezuela, just for the fact that we all know our spineless, fucking useless, ball-licking media & elected officials won't ever hold him accountable, so it's up to his going so far that the rest of the world does that job for us, holding him accountable.
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I gotta say I'm glad Temu Shitler invaded Venezuela, just for the fact that we all know our spineless, fucking useless, ball-licking media & elected officials won't ever hold him accountable, so it's up to his going so far that the rest of the world does that job for us, holding him accountable.
Temu Shitler's attempts at baiting lefties into violence in his Nat'l Guard-occupied cities failed. Bravo to everybody not taking the obvious bait.
Now it'll be fascinating to see the lengths he goes to to further distract from the Epstein Files he's the star of. First Venezuela, but who's next?
Now it'll be fascinating to see the lengths he goes to to further distract from the Epstein Files he's the star of. First Venezuela, but who's next?
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Temu Shitler's attempts at baiting lefties into violence in his Nat'l Guard-occupied cities failed. Bravo to everybody not taking the obvious bait.
Now it'll be fascinating to see the lengths he goes to to further distract from the Epstein Files he's the star of. First Venezuela, but who's next?
Now it'll be fascinating to see the lengths he goes to to further distract from the Epstein Files he's the star of. First Venezuela, but who's next?
As much as 2025 was the Fuck Around year, I'm ready for 2026 to be the year of Finding Out.
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As much as 2025 was the Fuck Around year, I'm ready for 2026 to be the year of Finding Out.
It really is surreal seeing the entire left's optimism for the future stemming only from one certain person's death; without that event, there is no hope.
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It really is surreal seeing the entire left's optimism for the future stemming only from one certain person's death; without that event, there is no hope.
All I want for Christmas is the world’s most anticipated obituary.
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All I want for Christmas is the world’s most anticipated obituary.