@astridgold.bsky.social
she/her
Professional cleaner, gamer, The Binding Of Isaac enthusiast, foodie, music nerd.
Professional cleaner, gamer, The Binding Of Isaac enthusiast, foodie, music nerd.
If you have a family that yells, please dont invite me to your house
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
If you have a family that yells, please dont invite me to your house
bro got his ass beat by the DOJ 😭
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
bro got his ass beat by the DOJ 😭
man gets entire plane to kill themselves after an 18hr delay.
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
man gets entire plane to kill themselves after an 18hr delay.
genuinely one of my favorite videos on the internet.
December 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
genuinely one of my favorite videos on the internet.
i posted a comment on YouTube about how I would find difficulty even LANDING a shot against a professional boxer if i had to fight one. every single man in the world replied how easy it would be for them; often explaining in detail. its quite funny, i would love to watch them get their shit rocked.
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i posted a comment on YouTube about how I would find difficulty even LANDING a shot against a professional boxer if i had to fight one. every single man in the world replied how easy it would be for them; often explaining in detail. its quite funny, i would love to watch them get their shit rocked.
note to self; do not scream while on your period.
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
note to self; do not scream while on your period.
the internet is crazy because thousands of people can like my text posts (other services obviously). and its so disattached from reality that i feel nothing.
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the internet is crazy because thousands of people can like my text posts (other services obviously). and its so disattached from reality that i feel nothing.
every time i am hit with a Dick's Sporting Goods advertisement i am just hit with an EMP when the ultra-polite sounding female voice actor says the word Dick's
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
every time i am hit with a Dick's Sporting Goods advertisement i am just hit with an EMP when the ultra-polite sounding female voice actor says the word Dick's
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Dang. I got logged out a few days ago and had hoped it was gone forever
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Dang. I got logged out a few days ago and had hoped it was gone forever
just gonna repost since its the best i can do. much better than my own words.
youtube.com/shorts/WXgYF...
youtube.com/shorts/WXgYF...
RIP Ashley/squidkid1111.
YouTube video by cedgehog
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
just gonna repost since its the best i can do. much better than my own words.
youtube.com/shorts/WXgYF...
youtube.com/shorts/WXgYF...
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
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Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this
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The Future of Hatsune Miku
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The Future of Hatsune Miku
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seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
i hope the "boycotts arent effective" group take a real long sniff of their asses rn
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i hope the "boycotts arent effective" group take a real long sniff of their asses rn
So many posts on this website are just vaguepostings and when I try to ask for context I just get blocked.
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So many posts on this website are just vaguepostings and when I try to ask for context I just get blocked.
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Hollow Knight Silksong is like Dark Souls 2 to the original. I'm excited to play more but it's a very mixed experience
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hollow Knight Silksong is like Dark Souls 2 to the original. I'm excited to play more but it's a very mixed experience
Why we trying to catch ghosts in the ocean
Heartwarming moment baby turtle is rescued from a ghost net…..
Thank you for rescuing the little beautiful creature…. 🐢
🥹🥰
Thank you for rescuing the little beautiful creature…. 🐢
🥹🥰
July 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why we trying to catch ghosts in the ocean
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i beat bg3 and im riddled with "its peam but not goint" feelings
July 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i beat bg3 and im riddled with "its peam but not goint" feelings
Nonononono. Some people really are paranoid. If this was true for me I would have died 500x over by now. No one's actually coming through the window and killing me, and not everyone in the world hates me. Do not feed this to the wrong people.
My Dad always said 9 out of 10 times if you listen to your gut feelings, you will be right:
July 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Nonononono. Some people really are paranoid. If this was true for me I would have died 500x over by now. No one's actually coming through the window and killing me, and not everyone in the world hates me. Do not feed this to the wrong people.
whoever owns bluesky.com must really love the traffic they get from people forgetting this app's domain.
bluesky.co
July 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
whoever owns bluesky.com must really love the traffic they get from people forgetting this app's domain.
im joking off. im busting a gut
July 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
im joking off. im busting a gut
how do other women stay silent about their periods? i am in so much pain and im not supposed to be whining about it?
June 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
how do other women stay silent about their periods? i am in so much pain and im not supposed to be whining about it?
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As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
June 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is