Attaboi
@atti-doodle.bsky.social
I'm Jesse-Atticus. They/he neurodivergent nerd, 28.
Fandoms, art, science, misc shit about myself.
Potentially some original art as I sort through my life.
Fandoms, art, science, misc shit about myself.
Potentially some original art as I sort through my life.
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
WASHINGTON—Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past tense—a grammatical construction traditionally used to relate all a...
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October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
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I forgot how much I love to hate characters. What a fucked up, pathetic loser. I want to see more of him, immediately
October 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I forgot how much I love to hate characters. What a fucked up, pathetic loser. I want to see more of him, immediately
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Curing diseases is great and everything but can they put some scientists onto inventing gluten free bread that isn’t a brick made out of dust
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Curing diseases is great and everything but can they put some scientists onto inventing gluten free bread that isn’t a brick made out of dust
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Real Estate: Window Ajar
October 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: Window Ajar
Favorite characters dying is bad for my health
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Favorite characters dying is bad for my health
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Reading your own work like
"I wrote that?" 🤩
and also
"I wrote that?" 🤢
"I wrote that?" 🤩
and also
"I wrote that?" 🤢
September 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Reading your own work like
"I wrote that?" 🤩
and also
"I wrote that?" 🤢
"I wrote that?" 🤩
and also
"I wrote that?" 🤢
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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
September 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
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*taps sign*
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
*taps sign*
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Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery https://theonion.com/jack-daniel-s-unveils-new-whiskey-for-operating-heavy-m-1851339696/
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery https://theonion.com/jack-daniel-s-unveils-new-whiskey-for-operating-heavy-m-1851339696/
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
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Real Estate: House With Cool Turret Thing
September 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: House With Cool Turret Thing
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Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
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Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
August 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
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Pride, New York, June of 1990
June 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Pride, New York, June of 1990
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Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
June 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
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Ok to be real real, I’m creeping along over-encumbered because I’m stubborn and refuse to drop a single bone.
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ok to be real real, I’m creeping along over-encumbered because I’m stubborn and refuse to drop a single bone.