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Simon
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Radiographer. Writer. Procrastinator.
Father Christmas's standby reindeer:
Flouncer
Doris
Besonders
CH-47D
Trippy
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Bro had a rough night
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I asked bargain bin AI tool Copilot to create an image for me today. It refused, claiming that I had reached my limit for how many images it would make me. In a fit of annoyance I told it that it was useless and I want the image.
It changed its mind and created it. Don't hesitate to bully AIs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Ex-fiancé turned into an anti-vaxxer wanker & conspiracy theory dickhead. He thinks his daughter is unvaccinated. She isn't. I got her vaccinated behind his back before I finally made the right decision to dump him. A child cannot be raised around that kind of stupid bullshit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I once waited on Boris Johnson at a dinner in Bristol. I poured some of the drip tray into his pint. It's the closest I've come to national service. You're welcome.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In a misguided attempt to be seasonal, my wife wrote part of the shopping list in the style of Guy Fawkes's post-rack handwriting.
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Great, I'm being heckled by Russell Kane.
You're not funny, Russell.
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Our next door neighbours didn't realise I was in the garden when they tossed a bit of plastic rubbish over the fence. I waited until it was dark and threw it back.
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I am 100% certain that Mike Oldfield's guitar solo towards the end of "Heaven's Open" isn't a guitar at all, it's the sound of a hamster being squashed in a garlic press.
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The worst part of me having a cold is the headache.
The cold disrupts my sleep to about 2 hrs per night and pressurises my sinuses, which then causes a headache even the most powerful medication does not touch. I have had 48 solid hours of feeling like iron spikes through my skull.
September 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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A Florida judge just ordered “Alligator Alcatraz” to shut in 60 days, after Florida and the feds skipped environmental reviews and blew $200M+ siphoned from FEMA on a swamp detention camp that threatens wetlands + endangered species. Waste. Fraud. Abused.
August 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Katniss the quail having a dust bath, watched by her friend Kuina.
August 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Concept: conservationist metroidvania where the only way to get the best ending is to avoid killing any of the endangered local wildlife, which gets progressively harder throughout the game because each mobility upgrade creates new ways to accidentally explode critters.
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I was thinking about popular gameshow The Weakest Link. It's the only one I've seen where not only do the contestants not understand how the strategy the show pushes them into works, but also that strategy isn't even the best way to win the game. It used to make me annoyed when I watched it.
August 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM