Audrey, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🛼
@audreycious.bsky.social
GenX punker trans woman. Final Girl. May be a synth.
Libertarian Socialist. Antifascist AF. I am 3 stoned & angry opossums in a trench coat.
Kind, not nice. Queen of hot takes for high stakes. Part-time NSFW creator.
Trans/SW rights or no deal.
Libertarian Socialist. Antifascist AF. I am 3 stoned & angry opossums in a trench coat.
Kind, not nice. Queen of hot takes for high stakes. Part-time NSFW creator.
Trans/SW rights or no deal.
Pinned
This is your obligatory reminder that Aggretsuko is my spirit animal.
I think my body and Inshould see other people, we are clearly not very compatible.
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think my body and Inshould see other people, we are clearly not very compatible.
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Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
Whee. Deadnamed and misgendered by the aunt who was my favorite as a kid because she’d let me help with her animals, and told “God doesn’t make mistakes.”
Funny how she pipes up now, but not when I’ve needed support in The Before Times, even in the aftermath of my abusive ex.
Merry fuckin’ Xmas.
Funny how she pipes up now, but not when I’ve needed support in The Before Times, even in the aftermath of my abusive ex.
Merry fuckin’ Xmas.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Whee. Deadnamed and misgendered by the aunt who was my favorite as a kid because she’d let me help with her animals, and told “God doesn’t make mistakes.”
Funny how she pipes up now, but not when I’ve needed support in The Before Times, even in the aftermath of my abusive ex.
Merry fuckin’ Xmas.
Funny how she pipes up now, but not when I’ve needed support in The Before Times, even in the aftermath of my abusive ex.
Merry fuckin’ Xmas.
I still fail to recognize the logic and fairness in the ability of conservatives to publicly threaten my life and liberty while I am systematically denied the same privilege.
It may come to a point where I have to stop asking, and start taking it.
They want us dead. Right back atcha, fuckers.
It may come to a point where I have to stop asking, and start taking it.
They want us dead. Right back atcha, fuckers.
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I still fail to recognize the logic and fairness in the ability of conservatives to publicly threaten my life and liberty while I am systematically denied the same privilege.
It may come to a point where I have to stop asking, and start taking it.
They want us dead. Right back atcha, fuckers.
It may come to a point where I have to stop asking, and start taking it.
They want us dead. Right back atcha, fuckers.
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Living in the USA Today is like living with an abusive ex that you can’t afford to move away from. They’ll tell you again and again how you’re free to do whatever you want but as soon as you try, you get punched to the floor.
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Living in the USA Today is like living with an abusive ex that you can’t afford to move away from. They’ll tell you again and again how you’re free to do whatever you want but as soon as you try, you get punched to the floor.
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Living in the USA Today is like living with an abusive ex that you can’t afford to move away from. They’ll tell you again and again how you’re free to do whatever you want but as soon as you try, you get punched to the floor.
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Living in the USA Today is like living with an abusive ex that you can’t afford to move away from. They’ll tell you again and again how you’re free to do whatever you want but as soon as you try, you get punched to the floor.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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I want the alternate universe where Carter gets the hostages released and wins in '80, the one where there's no funny business in Florida in 2000, then no funny business in '16 or '24. It's been at least 45 years of chaos.
Ronald Reagan’s real legacy, charted and graphed. Spoiler: It’s not the bedtime story we’ve been told.
A visual breakdown of the inequality, debt, and mass incarceration still shaping our lives.
'Trickle-down' economics was never real.
#economics #economy […]
[Original post on mastodon.online]
A visual breakdown of the inequality, debt, and mass incarceration still shaping our lives.
'Trickle-down' economics was never real.
#economics #economy […]
[Original post on mastodon.online]
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I want the alternate universe where Carter gets the hostages released and wins in '80, the one where there's no funny business in Florida in 2000, then no funny business in '16 or '24. It's been at least 45 years of chaos.
Just a reminder, this is the future that Melon Husk and the other billionaires want for the human race, assuming we survive to explore space to begin with.
The owner class is NOT your friend, and never has been. youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
The owner class is NOT your friend, and never has been. youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
THE FINE PRINT | The Outer Worlds Song
YouTube video by The Stupendium
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just a reminder, this is the future that Melon Husk and the other billionaires want for the human race, assuming we survive to explore space to begin with.
The owner class is NOT your friend, and never has been. youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
The owner class is NOT your friend, and never has been. youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
Hypothetical Boss Conversation: "You should put the cat down and work harder if you want to keep your job."
Me: "Fucker, my wee baby girl is 15 years old and has cancer and she gets as many cuddles as she fucking wants."
Me: "Fucker, my wee baby girl is 15 years old and has cancer and she gets as many cuddles as she fucking wants."
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hypothetical Boss Conversation: "You should put the cat down and work harder if you want to keep your job."
Me: "Fucker, my wee baby girl is 15 years old and has cancer and she gets as many cuddles as she fucking wants."
Me: "Fucker, my wee baby girl is 15 years old and has cancer and she gets as many cuddles as she fucking wants."
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Spotify Wrapped, Discord Recap, YouTube Rewind...
how about you rewind these nuts
how about you rewind these nuts
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Spotify Wrapped, Discord Recap, YouTube Rewind...
how about you rewind these nuts
how about you rewind these nuts
They're implementing NSPM-7, which pretty much makes all of us terrorists. truthout.org/video/journa...
Oh and they're offering bounties now. Isn't that neat?
Oh and they're offering bounties now. Isn't that neat?
Journalist Reveals FBI Is Offering a “Bounty” for Reporting “Anti-Trump Thought”
A leaked DOJ memo directs the FBI to review records from the past five years, says Ken Klippenstein.
truthout.org
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They're implementing NSPM-7, which pretty much makes all of us terrorists. truthout.org/video/journa...
Oh and they're offering bounties now. Isn't that neat?
Oh and they're offering bounties now. Isn't that neat?
Cross your fingers, rumor mill has it that my employer is looking at layoffs because they didn't get the number of volunteers they wanted to take a crappy buyoff severance package.
Gee, people not wanting to leave jobs they've had for 10+ years in a shitty economy.
Imagine that.
Gee, people not wanting to leave jobs they've had for 10+ years in a shitty economy.
Imagine that.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cross your fingers, rumor mill has it that my employer is looking at layoffs because they didn't get the number of volunteers they wanted to take a crappy buyoff severance package.
Gee, people not wanting to leave jobs they've had for 10+ years in a shitty economy.
Imagine that.
Gee, people not wanting to leave jobs they've had for 10+ years in a shitty economy.
Imagine that.
This makes me so incalculably, indescribably, and unfathomably angry that I need to go take a nap before I decide to Go Do Something About It.
prismreports.org/2025/12/04/p...
prismreports.org/2025/12/04/p...
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This makes me so incalculably, indescribably, and unfathomably angry that I need to go take a nap before I decide to Go Do Something About It.
prismreports.org/2025/12/04/p...
prismreports.org/2025/12/04/p...
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So far the Denture Experience™️ bites the wax tadpole, but I'm sure I can think of some advantages to it!
No, not that. But yes, probably that.
No, not that. But yes, probably that.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
So far the Denture Experience™️ bites the wax tadpole, but I'm sure I can think of some advantages to it!
No, not that. But yes, probably that.
No, not that. But yes, probably that.
And now to make it so I can’t use my mouth in all the ways one does for a couple months.
But hey the dentist gave me a sedative so that’s nice.
But hey the dentist gave me a sedative so that’s nice.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And now to make it so I can’t use my mouth in all the ways one does for a couple months.
But hey the dentist gave me a sedative so that’s nice.
But hey the dentist gave me a sedative so that’s nice.
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There is a limit to artistic freedom to not allow art to become property within capitalism. A system fueling the desire to being through consumption of what you desire to be as symbol, no surprise posers would try to buy a pose
by @jessiegender.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-7S...
by @jessiegender.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-7S...
How Tech Billionaires Turn Star Trek into Fascism
YouTube video by Jessie Gender
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There is a limit to artistic freedom to not allow art to become property within capitalism. A system fueling the desire to being through consumption of what you desire to be as symbol, no surprise posers would try to buy a pose
by @jessiegender.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-7S...
by @jessiegender.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-7S...
I have identified the problem with identifying as a Final Girl.
If your preternaturally durable and capable murderous antagonist has read the Evil Overlord's List, you're basically fucked.
If your preternaturally durable and capable murderous antagonist has read the Evil Overlord's List, you're basically fucked.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have identified the problem with identifying as a Final Girl.
If your preternaturally durable and capable murderous antagonist has read the Evil Overlord's List, you're basically fucked.
If your preternaturally durable and capable murderous antagonist has read the Evil Overlord's List, you're basically fucked.
…And once more, with feeling…
This is your obligatory reminder that Aggretsuko is my spirit animal.
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
…And once more, with feeling…
I love my husband.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I love my husband.
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These people want legal clearance for murder at scale, and they can just say it out loud, in public. Meanwhile, in here, if we get a little colorful expressing our derision for these monsters, the ban-hammer finds us with a pointed quickness.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
These people want legal clearance for murder at scale, and they can just say it out loud, in public. Meanwhile, in here, if we get a little colorful expressing our derision for these monsters, the ban-hammer finds us with a pointed quickness.
Time for shepherds pie and classic MST3K.
Joel and the bots will save us all.
Joel and the bots will save us all.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Time for shepherds pie and classic MST3K.
Joel and the bots will save us all.
Joel and the bots will save us all.
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Seems like the message here is "You too can receive a special commendation from the Reich if you find a trans person to drive from society"
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Seems like the message here is "You too can receive a special commendation from the Reich if you find a trans person to drive from society"
Hot take: the sole difference between organized crime and capitalism is a matter of legal interpretation; specifically, which crimes are legal.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hot take: the sole difference between organized crime and capitalism is a matter of legal interpretation; specifically, which crimes are legal.
"Sure you can resolve this debt in three easy payments of <insane four-to-five digit number>!"
Me: "Bitch I couldn't afford to pay the interest on this in the first damn place, how do you expect me to pay that much?"
Me: "Bitch I couldn't afford to pay the interest on this in the first damn place, how do you expect me to pay that much?"
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"Sure you can resolve this debt in three easy payments of <insane four-to-five digit number>!"
Me: "Bitch I couldn't afford to pay the interest on this in the first damn place, how do you expect me to pay that much?"
Me: "Bitch I couldn't afford to pay the interest on this in the first damn place, how do you expect me to pay that much?"