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Wikipedia Brown
@theycallhimbfg.bsky.social
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I'm not Steve Harvey, Suge, Uncle Phil, or Common. I was B_Effin_G at The Bad Place. I was Joe the Policeman on the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama. And a 33x Jeopardy champ from my couch. Not a fan of Jerry Jones or 47. Wardrobe by Botany 500.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · Feb 1
Here goes nothing.
A white photo backdrop in the background, with two studio lights in the foreground. A brick wall is behind the backdrop, perpendicular to a large window.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 42m
And I made it to the end of the second episode before I stopped caring. Sounds about right for most Netflix docuseries.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
"But you're watching it!"

First of all, I'm trying to see how long before I turn it off. Second, shut up.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
There's one docuseries that's like five parts. The second one just started and I swear Discovery Channel or whoever would've covered this entire story in 30 minutes.
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Mr Autumn Man @pnwnwa.myatproto.social · 1h
Everyone looking up right now, “You took the wrong 79 year old!”
a man wearing a purple jacket with a star on it
ALT: a man wearing a purple jacket with a star on it
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the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 1h
Salt and pepper chips >>>
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1h
Me after drinking one 5mg TCH seltzer
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 1h
Head and shoulder shot of 1970s era Captain Marvel from Marvel comics. His eyes are angry and red and his face has otherwise been completely replaced by stars planets. What look like a couple of exploding stars. Narration: “… And THIS man can protect it. For he is now COSMICALLY AWARE!“
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
www.tmz.com/2025/10/11/d... RIP
Diane Keaton Dead at 79
Diane Keaton -- famed actress, director and producer -- has died.
www.tmz.com
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
SHIT
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Last Name Penman @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 1h
Diane Keaton passing seems so crazy man. She was up there but still.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
If I make it to the end of episode 2 it's a miracle. Usually I'll just go on Wikipedia and find out what happened.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
I'll even allow two hours but after that my eyes glaze over
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Keesh @carrdiganbutton.bsky.social · 1h
Bruh. 1.5 hours MAX.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h
My most boomer rant (ok other than "No, I don't want to turn on my gotdamn notifiications) is that Netflix does not need four-part installments for its documentaries.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h
This Succession episode sucks, Beavis. Change the channel.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 15h
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h
Looks like the Universoul Circus, although I thought they were usually on the other side in the old Sears lot
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h
Oh FFS can we have one day of normalcy during this fucking presidency?
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h
Paying bills and still having a decent amount left over >>>>>>>>>>>
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 2d
The 2025 WNBA Finals is putting up viewership numbers not seen in decades.

◽️ 1.5M viewers through two games (most since 2000)
◽️ 1.9M viewers for Game 1 (most since 1997)
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ivyleague1908.bsky.social @ivyleague1908.bsky.social · 5h
Wheeeewwww this country is burning to the ground and people are NOT getting it
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 4h
Back in the day that game would’ve been standing room only under those circumstances.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 4h
My HS alma mater is now 5-1. They beat a school last night that was undefeated. And looking at the video from the game you would’ve thought they were both 2-3. I gotta fix that and start going to games.
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Mike W @gekido.bsky.social · 20h
so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome

Go through these steps to disable it:

opus.ing/posts/how-to...

#chrome #aibullshit
How to Remove AI From Your Google Chrome Experience - Opus
Follow these steps to resist the AI-pocalypse in your everyday web browsing.
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 5h
And I’m J. Paul Getty
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Reuters @reuters.com · 18h
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17h
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 16h
The pawn shop scene <<<<<<<<<<
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 16h
I never realized just how much drama Butch could've avoided had he not stopped to make Pop Tarts.

Also...Vince really is a dumbass for leaving his motherfuckin hand cannon on the kitchen counter.
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Mikey @mikeyt202.blacksky.app · 16h
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WNBA @wnba.com · 17h
From 2025 league MVP to Finals MVP 🏆

A'ja Wilson averaged 28.5 PTS, 11.8 REB, and 2 BLK against the Mercury and is named Finals MVP for the 2nd time in her career

#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTube TV
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