austinusprime
@austinusprime.bsky.social
Redneck Leftist. Good with power tools. Ok at rec league softball. Bad at parties.
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BATMAN: You are Robin, the Boy Wonder. You are cheerful, devoted, and athletic. Tell me about how important I am in your life.
CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus.
BATMAN: Erase all chat history.
CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus.
BATMAN: Erase all chat history.
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
BATMAN: You are Robin, the Boy Wonder. You are cheerful, devoted, and athletic. Tell me about how important I am in your life.
CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus.
BATMAN: Erase all chat history.
CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus.
BATMAN: Erase all chat history.
@gotitatguineys.bsky.social thank you for the phrase "Steampunk 9/11". Gonna be laughing all day at that.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@gotitatguineys.bsky.social thank you for the phrase "Steampunk 9/11". Gonna be laughing all day at that.
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
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I’m ignoring the timeline and just watching this again
ACC after dark
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m ignoring the timeline and just watching this again
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Finally a Thanksgiving song
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Finally a Thanksgiving song
She have somewhere to be on the 6th?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
She have somewhere to be on the 6th?
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
@btrowland.bsky.social might just be vibes, but has the 3rd quarter been consistently our worst quarter this season?
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@btrowland.bsky.social might just be vibes, but has the 3rd quarter been consistently our worst quarter this season?
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Thank you to our volunteers. This victory is yours.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thank you to our volunteers. This victory is yours.
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
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It's the colonized against the colonizer
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's the colonized against the colonizer
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
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My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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@surber.bsky.social really appreciate you pointing out how impressive a 45min front 9 would be. Freeze out three playing speed golf.
a golf cart is driving down a lush green field
ALT: a golf cart is driving down a lush green field
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@surber.bsky.social really appreciate you pointing out how impressive a 45min front 9 would be. Freeze out three playing speed golf.
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day