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A man with nothing good to say, except in cases where I do.

The only funny pansexual.
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I once went onto r/pansexualmemes or something like that, and either I just got really unlucky with what I saw that day, or my fellow pansexuals just lack humor.

Completely devoid of hilarious life.
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Throwback to when AI bros were saying they were digital artists because they both used technology to make art.

So as a digital artist I found a rock, burnt some sticks, and made a busty dragoness out of nothing but shit I had in my backyard.

Nothing will stop real artists from making real art.
December 27, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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Partye Citye are you okaye?
So Partye Citye are you okaye, are you okaye Partye Citye?

You have ben closede by
You have ben bankruptede by
Private equitye
December 21, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Some day, I aspire to do ANYTHING as well as Prince played that MF guitar.
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Thinking about Machine Gun Kiss from Like A Dragon/Yakuza. So peak.
December 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The only character I'll admit I simp for.
December 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
What if I had to piss? Huh? Huh?!
December 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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I have a sacred mission to fulfill.
I must purify the world.

OFF is coming to Steam® and Nintendo Switch™ in 2025.
Preorder or Wishlist at offtherpg.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Notre Dame looks astonishing.
December 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I once went onto r/pansexualmemes or something like that, and either I just got really unlucky with what I saw that day, or my fellow pansexuals just lack humor.

Completely devoid of hilarious life.
December 20, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I can't wait for the next new Guilty Gear character to have a reversal named "Destiny Potato."
A list of my seven favourite metal band names from around the world…

7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
December 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I've been thinking non-stop about that "I can't beat Air Man" song. I don't know what he's saying, but I think the music's neat.
December 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Morning Bluesky ☕️ I was just about to do a little screaming into the abyss, but apparently, I've been put on hold.
December 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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Couldn’t think of the name Vixen so I just referred to her as “the reindeer Santa definitely fucks.”
December 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM