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Harper
@awharper.bsky.social
Lawyer, hellraiser
A friend of mine works for the Ohio Dept. of Transportation. Every time they plan a roundabout, people lose their shit. And she sends me screenshots that keep me laughing.
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Dude who has been going to Indiana football games his whole adult life:

“So glad you could join us, I’ve been going to games for 30 years.”

“Nice to see everyone supporting the team, I’ve been going to games for 30 years.”

“I’m excited to see you all. I’ve been going to games for 30 years.”
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
This is a great opportunity for Eric and Don Jr.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
2026: How tf we gonna end the death penalty when we can’t even get away from extrajudicial killing.
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Preliminary end of 2025 thoughts:

1. Second Trump is just as bad as I expected.
2. NCAA is worst than I expected.
3. Making smoked salmon at home is easier than I expected.
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Confirmed.
Roma Daravi is an absolute moron.
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Scratch the surface on any of these MAGA people and there’s something underneath that MAGA pretends to disapprove of.
She is 28. Her husband is 60.
Leavitt announced that she and her husband are expecting their second child in May 2026.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When you send me a WSJ link, you’re just burdening me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Pretty soon Trump is going to say that he didn’t want to be President again but his followers stupidly forced him to. 9 of 10 will say that’s ridiculous, but 1 in 10 will fall to the floor crying, saying he’s right.
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I am shocked by the amount of AI slop that’s being spread on Facebook. I had no idea how bad it’s gotten in the last few months.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Who are these assholes that I have intentionally surrounded myself by!?”
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“join a conference!”
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The lawyer in me can’t get past “the lone survivors.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pretty brutal for a local news segment.
NEW: Tina Peters' legal team launches a new effort to free her from prison, as a key ally and MAGA podcaster says Colorado leaders blocking her release are "Satan Jews"
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ultimately, he completely backtracks and says he’s convinced by the explanation. Blah blah blah Navy SEAL Admiral blah blah blah war on terror, though we have concerns.
Senate Armed Services chair:
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
People need to stop making excuses for Lane Kiffin and LSU.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The last thing you see before you’re turned into winter sustenance:
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Marc Randazza is anti-speech AND a creep.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Amazing
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You should listen to the pro side. My god.
The U.S. is launching military strikes against cartels, deploying warships, and reshaping foreign policy in real time. Is this a necessary response to a growing threat—or a dangerous step toward endless conflict? Watch the debate now. https://youtu.be/1UVYAs9sDE0
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love it when they “You cant triple troop a double troop!”
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM