There had to be a better way to try to drive the opening weekend Melania box office up.
Oh look, it's Melania emailing Ghislaine, praising a profile of Jeffrey Epstein, and signed Love, Melania.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
There had to be a better way to try to drive the opening weekend Melania box office up.
Wild that they couldn't get anyone who sounds like Kermit to play Kermit.
The Muppet Show | Official Trailer | Disney+
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January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Wild that they couldn't get anyone who sounds like Kermit to play Kermit.
Tough break for Canada.
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Tough break for Canada.
As any couple knows, you're not serious until you're World Economic Forum serious.
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www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
As any couple knows, you're not serious until you're World Economic Forum serious.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
*Norm Macdonald Voice*: "Also disproving Ottawa being "the most liveable city in North America? Having been to Ottawa."
FACT-CHECK: A new ‘quality of life study’ celebrated by Ottawa Mayor Mark Sutcliffe is actually sourced from a dubious eastern European website
While Sutcliffe claims the new 'study' proves Ottawa is the ‘most liveable’ city in North America, experts say the Serbian website’s data is unreliable
While Sutcliffe claims the new 'study' proves Ottawa is the ‘most liveable’ city in North America, experts say the Serbian website’s data is unreliable
‘Quality of Life Study’ Celebrated by Ottawa Mayor Mark Sutcliffe is Actually Sourced From a Dubious Eastern European Website
Sutcliffe claims a new 'study' proves Ottawa is the ‘most liveable’ city in North America, but experts say the website’s data is unreliable
pressprogress.ca
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
*Norm Macdonald Voice*: "Also disproving Ottawa being "the most liveable city in North America? Having been to Ottawa."
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imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
Pretty inconceivable to me that a transit system could be run as badly as Toronto's but here we are (not even a reference to the Finch LRT).
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pretty inconceivable to me that a transit system could be run as badly as Toronto's but here we are (not even a reference to the Finch LRT).
Maduro is just going to have to give Trump his 10% stake I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Maduro is just going to have to give Trump his 10% stake I guess.
Which is better, it is hard to say.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Which is better, it is hard to say.
Let's remember some guys (that are going to prison)
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Let's remember some guys (that are going to prison)
Let's hoop
Cavs over Magic
Thunder over Nuggets
Thunder over Cavs
Cavs over Magic
Thunder over Nuggets
Thunder over Cavs
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Let's hoop
Cavs over Magic
Thunder over Nuggets
Thunder over Cavs
Cavs over Magic
Thunder over Nuggets
Thunder over Cavs
Hrmmm...
so glad someone's writing about the most important character in One Battle After Another: Bob's purple 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R maxread.substack.com/p/the-oscar-...
The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
'One Battle After Another' as a car movie
maxread.substack.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hrmmm...
2026 Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best car in a leading role.
Tilly Norwood raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role
Tilly Norwood Is Expensive, Even for Hollywood
The “synthetic actress” may be cheaper to cast than Leonardo DiCaprio, but AI’s footprint carries major economic and environmental costs.
bloom.bg
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
2026 Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best car in a leading role.
![Screen Grab of Homer Simpson from the SImpsons saying "The man never drank a Duff [beer] in his life" in reference to Richard Nixon claiming to enjoy Duff beer in an episode of the Simpsons.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:flvu3t73voakhd3kjpsmhb77/bafkreihcih4fzfqlbegs6pwr6yxfsgfzvzjm35kw5tzwp2c7w2m4v46umi@jpeg)
They should just make the whole plane out of Skatteboo.
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They should just make the whole plane out of Skatteboo.
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Actors, by Carlos Almaraz, 1987, 📸 by Robert Deutsch
September 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Actors, by Carlos Almaraz, 1987, 📸 by Robert Deutsch
Tom's Clancy's The Feminine Mystique
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title
Tom Cancy's Administrative Burdens
Tom Cancy's Administrative Burdens
August 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tom's Clancy's The Feminine Mystique
For as long as man has fucked around, he has yearned to find out.
July 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
For as long as man has fucked around, he has yearned to find out.
"An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs."
Expand Alcaraz? He's the defending French Open and Wimbledon titleholder, he's already doing pretty well.
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Expand Alcaraz? He's the defending French Open and Wimbledon titleholder, he's already doing pretty well.
Round 2!
Cavs in 6
Celtics in 5
Thunder in 6
If Rockets win - Rockets in 7
If Warriors win - Wolves in 6
Cavs in 6
Celtics in 5
Thunder in 6
If Rockets win - Rockets in 7
If Warriors win - Wolves in 6
These NBA playoffs are going to be phenomenal
Cavs in 5
Celts in 5
Knicks in 5
Bucks in 7
Thunder in 4
Rockets in 6
Wolves in 7
Nuggets in 7
Thunder over Rockets
Cavs over Celtics
Thunder over Cavs
Cavs in 5
Celts in 5
Knicks in 5
Bucks in 7
Thunder in 4
Rockets in 6
Wolves in 7
Nuggets in 7
Thunder over Rockets
Cavs over Celtics
Thunder over Cavs
May 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Round 2!
Cavs in 6
Celtics in 5
Thunder in 6
If Rockets win - Rockets in 7
If Warriors win - Wolves in 6
Cavs in 6
Celtics in 5
Thunder in 6
If Rockets win - Rockets in 7
If Warriors win - Wolves in 6
"The incumbent is losing 10-8 with 1/221 polls reporting. It's obviously early but this would be a change if it holds" - I love you CBC and I realize you gotta talk about this shit for 7 hours straight but c'mon.
April 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"The incumbent is losing 10-8 with 1/221 polls reporting. It's obviously early but this would be a change if it holds" - I love you CBC and I realize you gotta talk about this shit for 7 hours straight but c'mon.