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December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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In the battle between people who are proud to be called Nazis and Nazis who would rather not be called Nazis, JD Vance is neutral and believes in a big tent.
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Trump's 18 Worst Lies from his Blundering 18 Minute Speech
open.substack.com/pub/schiffno...
Glad I didn't watch it live.
Trump's 18 Worst Lies from his Blundering 18 Minute Speech
Trump’s 18-minute-long rant from the White House was riddled with lies.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I don’t remember reading this but wow.
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Let me be really, REALLY clear here. People don't get Medicaid checks

Organizations do.

Cutting benefits to sick people, does not stop waste, fraud & abuse because those are not the payees

thehill.com/opinion/cong...
thehill.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We are learning about exponential increases the hard way.
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That is not a typo

14,608% increase in measles from 2020
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Governor Katie Hobbs and Phoenix Mayor Kate Gallego did a lot of legwork to convince high tech businesses (Taiwan Semiconductor and Creighton Medical...) to locate in Arizona. It wasn't just luck.
Since Governor Katie Hobbs took office, Arizona’s economy has grown by more than 100,000 jobs, with the lowest unemployment rate in Arizona history. It is now a manufacturing hub with billions of dollars in private investment. We need to keep her in office.

Re-Elect Katie Hobbs
Governor of Arizona
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Asshole Awarded For Asshole Behavior By Business Community Leaders — theonion.com/asshole-awar...
Prophetic. The training ground for many politicians up to president.
Asshole Awarded For Asshole Behavior By Business Community Leaders
PHILADELPHIA—At a ceremony held in the Hilton Hotel banquet hall Wednesday evening, noted local asshole Mark Thorton, 54, was recognized by his asshole peers in the business community with an award ho...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Could be cleared up with some transparency.
Edema's usually problems with kidneys, heart/circulation, or medication. Take your pick.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator — theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
Waiting for a second source for verification.
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
For alll you high-minded news junkies. You can't know the players without a scorecard.
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives — theonion.com/ai-enabled-t...
True
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives
Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussion...
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot — theonion.com/coast-guard-...
Almost true.
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot
WASHINGTON—Reversing course after fierce backlash over the decision’s potentially divisive nature, the U.S. Coast Guard announced Friday that it would abandon plans to reclassify the swastika from a h...
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Chimpanzees rationally revise their beliefs | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Planet of the Apes, here we come.
Chimpanzees rationally revise their beliefs
The selective revision of beliefs in light of new evidence has been considered one of the hallmarks of human-level rationality. However, tests of this ability in other species are lacking. We examined...
www.science.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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George W Bush’s administration found lawyers to justify torturing prisoners

Now Trump found lawyers to justify murdering fisherman they say are smuggling drugs

This is why Mark Kelly and his colleagues made the video telling troops to follow only legal orders

And why Trump threatened to kill them
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too — theonion.com/megyn-kelly-...
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORK—Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM