Luke Aylward
@aylwords.bsky.social
He/Him. #ActuallyAutistic, queer, fat and beardy. Work: Comms, reluctantly. Likes #metal, shoegaze, real ale, #darts and #LUFC. Somewhere on the left. Views my own. Living in #Bradford, #Yorkshire
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NEWS! White House adds permanent black square to President Trump’s face newsthump.com/2025/12/22/w...
White House adds permanent black square to President Trump’s face
The White House have today confirmed that President Trump will have a black square permanently covering his face for the remainder of his second term in office.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
NEWS! White House adds permanent black square to President Trump’s face newsthump.com/2025/12/22/w...
Fact: I care more about my Grumpy Bear plush than some people at work.
He's basically me in Care Bear form - a miserable fucker who is seldom comfortable in the company of others.
Yes, I am 40 years old.
He's basically me in Care Bear form - a miserable fucker who is seldom comfortable in the company of others.
Yes, I am 40 years old.
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fact: I care more about my Grumpy Bear plush than some people at work.
He's basically me in Care Bear form - a miserable fucker who is seldom comfortable in the company of others.
Yes, I am 40 years old.
He's basically me in Care Bear form - a miserable fucker who is seldom comfortable in the company of others.
Yes, I am 40 years old.
There's a remote chance that Kim Huybrechts loses his tour card. A lot of players below him in the rankings would have to win at least their first round game, but it's a possibility #darts
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
There's a remote chance that Kim Huybrechts loses his tour card. A lot of players below him in the rankings would have to win at least their first round game, but it's a possibility #darts
If he's found to have bet on his own teams, the only fitting punishment is to deduct Brighton 100 points: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Brighton owner Tony Bloom faces questions over allegations he bet on his own teams
Exclusive: Billionaire is claimed to be anonymous figure behind $70m of wins in US legal case. He denies betting on his own teams
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If he's found to have bet on his own teams, the only fitting punishment is to deduct Brighton 100 points: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Urge to rage quit rising...
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Urge to rage quit rising...
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Anne's free toolkit helps trans and non-binary people access vital healthcare.
@scenemag.co.uk #TransRights #HealthcareAccess #GenderAffirmingCare
www.scenemag.co.uk/trans-charit...
@scenemag.co.uk #TransRights #HealthcareAccess #GenderAffirmingCare
www.scenemag.co.uk/trans-charit...
Trans charity Anne launches free toolkit to help trans people access vital healthcare
A new free health and wellbeing toolkit has been launched in the UK to support trans and non-binary individuals navigating an increasingly complex healthcare landscape. The resource, created by Anne, ...
www.scenemag.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Anne's free toolkit helps trans and non-binary people access vital healthcare.
@scenemag.co.uk #TransRights #HealthcareAccess #GenderAffirmingCare
www.scenemag.co.uk/trans-charit...
@scenemag.co.uk #TransRights #HealthcareAccess #GenderAffirmingCare
www.scenemag.co.uk/trans-charit...
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MØL Streams Yet Another Banger From Their Upcoming Record Dreamcrush metalinjection.net/video/mol-st...
MØL Streams Yet Another Banger From Their Upcoming Record Dreamcrush - Metal Injection
"The chorus is one of the first pieces of music that I wrote for Møl back in 2012 at a time when I was living outside Denmark."
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November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
MØL Streams Yet Another Banger From Their Upcoming Record Dreamcrush metalinjection.net/video/mol-st...
Watched 30 seconds of Matt Goodwin on BBC News - that's enough to make me feel nauseous for the whole weekend.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Watched 30 seconds of Matt Goodwin on BBC News - that's enough to make me feel nauseous for the whole weekend.
Captain Flashdart
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Captain Flashdart
"30p Lee's being a bellend again"
A loud sigh
"Fuck it, I'll just walk to the Co-Op"
"Elon is the worst autistic"
"I miss Raphinha"
A loud sigh
"Fuck it, I'll just walk to the Co-Op"
"Elon is the worst autistic"
"I miss Raphinha"
7. If you were a pull string toy, what would be your phrases?
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"30p Lee's being a bellend again"
A loud sigh
"Fuck it, I'll just walk to the Co-Op"
"Elon is the worst autistic"
"I miss Raphinha"
A loud sigh
"Fuck it, I'll just walk to the Co-Op"
"Elon is the worst autistic"
"I miss Raphinha"
I need to be better at taking rejection.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I need to be better at taking rejection.
Watching the WDF World Masters #darts stream right now. Poor Antony Dundas is doing commentary as well as being on MC duties.
Jimmy van Schie vs Jeff Smith should be a decent final. Same goes for Rachna David and Lorraine Hyde 🇳🇱 🇨🇦 🏴 🇳🇴 🎯
Jimmy van Schie vs Jeff Smith should be a decent final. Same goes for Rachna David and Lorraine Hyde 🇳🇱 🇨🇦 🏴 🇳🇴 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Watching the WDF World Masters #darts stream right now. Poor Antony Dundas is doing commentary as well as being on MC duties.
Jimmy van Schie vs Jeff Smith should be a decent final. Same goes for Rachna David and Lorraine Hyde 🇳🇱 🇨🇦 🏴 🇳🇴 🎯
Jimmy van Schie vs Jeff Smith should be a decent final. Same goes for Rachna David and Lorraine Hyde 🇳🇱 🇨🇦 🏴 🇳🇴 🎯
If Gian van Veen wins the Euros final, he'll become the fifth Dutch player to win a PDC major, as well as the fifth to win one after becoming World Youth Champion #darts
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If Gian van Veen wins the Euros final, he'll become the fifth Dutch player to win a PDC major, as well as the fifth to win one after becoming World Youth Champion #darts
Okay, he's gone one round further than that. If he wins the final, he should at least be in the conversation for next year's Premier League #darts
Humphries and Littler in the same quarter of the draw for the Euros. Fancy van Veen to reach the semis and successfully defend the ranking points he got there two years ago #darts
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Okay, he's gone one round further than that. If he wins the final, he should at least be in the conversation for next year's Premier League #darts
Can't sleep because I'm pissed off about work stuff.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Can't sleep because I'm pissed off about work stuff.
The only thing keeping me from having the mother of all meltdowns this week is the new Map Men book coming in the post on Thursday.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The only thing keeping me from having the mother of all meltdowns this week is the new Map Men book coming in the post on Thursday.
Humphries and Littler in the same quarter of the draw for the Euros. Fancy van Veen to reach the semis and successfully defend the ranking points he got there two years ago #darts
October 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Humphries and Littler in the same quarter of the draw for the Euros. Fancy van Veen to reach the semis and successfully defend the ranking points he got there two years ago #darts