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told my three year old to put his shoes and socks on or else I’m going to unscrew his feet at the ankles and take them but it backfired and now he’s all “TAKE MY FEET OFF”
June 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
told my three year old to put his shoes and socks on or else I’m going to unscrew his feet at the ankles and take them but it backfired and now he’s all “TAKE MY FEET OFF”
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this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
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bucks up by four with 17 seconds remaining, lose
April 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
bucks up by four with 17 seconds remaining, lose
Spent the whole latest episode of The Studio wondering if they were running back the Birdman soundtrack only to log on the next day and see this waiting for me
April 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Spent the whole latest episode of The Studio wondering if they were running back the Birdman soundtrack only to log on the next day and see this waiting for me
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Sure. Rise of fascism this, egg prices that.
What we really need to discuss is these damn jack-in-the-box shampoo bottles that leave you defenseless in the shower with no tools and no instructions.
What we really need to discuss is these damn jack-in-the-box shampoo bottles that leave you defenseless in the shower with no tools and no instructions.
March 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sure. Rise of fascism this, egg prices that.
What we really need to discuss is these damn jack-in-the-box shampoo bottles that leave you defenseless in the shower with no tools and no instructions.
What we really need to discuss is these damn jack-in-the-box shampoo bottles that leave you defenseless in the shower with no tools and no instructions.
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No matter how federal workers reply to the email, they should certainly do it using "Reply to All."
And might as well add every email address and list you can think of in the "To:" field. For government transparency purposes.
And might as well add every email address and list you can think of in the "To:" field. For government transparency purposes.
February 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No matter how federal workers reply to the email, they should certainly do it using "Reply to All."
And might as well add every email address and list you can think of in the "To:" field. For government transparency purposes.
And might as well add every email address and list you can think of in the "To:" field. For government transparency purposes.
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a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.
February 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.
can’t wait for the NBA to just given kevin hart full reign to do whatever he wants for ASW2026. it will be so bad
February 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
can’t wait for the NBA to just given kevin hart full reign to do whatever he wants for ASW2026. it will be so bad
nba said “we need a product the public wants to watch” and then somehow managed to fit 4 halftime breaks into one all star game.
February 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
nba said “we need a product the public wants to watch” and then somehow managed to fit 4 halftime breaks into one all star game.
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I remember when they used to play basketball during an all-star game
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I remember when they used to play basketball during an all-star game
draymond heard people saying Kendrick was the biggest hater these days and said “bet, these rising stars are fucking trash”
February 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
draymond heard people saying Kendrick was the biggest hater these days and said “bet, these rising stars are fucking trash”
we gotta turn Kevin Hart’s mic off for the second half fr
February 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
we gotta turn Kevin Hart’s mic off for the second half fr
Currently 1 for 27 in promo drops on this Pokemon TCG pocket solo event. These rates are insane.
February 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Currently 1 for 27 in promo drops on this Pokemon TCG pocket solo event. These rates are insane.
that superbowl was amazing content and the football was boring as hell
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
that superbowl was amazing content and the football was boring as hell
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
oh my god that was so hard
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
oh my god that was so hard
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second round of texts from the responsible humans who went to sleep early last night
February 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
second round of texts from the responsible humans who went to sleep early last night