97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.

If over twelve million people protested my birthday I genuinely think I would launch myself into space

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional

And Norway too, apparently. 🫠

She speaks truth.

Are we all taking bets on how many Scaramuccis will elapse before Elmo Muskrat takes his ball and goes home or gets fired by Dump? My wager is five.

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Is this thing on?