Assault Oreo
@baconandhags.bsky.social
Fat, crafting, parental, angry liberal killjoy who reads fast and cries Pan tears.
She/her/hers
Icon art is @strwbmoth
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Icon art is @strwbmoth
Still wondering why Raw Egg Nationalist has remained silent on the whole egg prices thing.
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Still wondering why Raw Egg Nationalist has remained silent on the whole egg prices thing.
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
This is something I’m coming to terms with.
March 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is something I’m coming to terms with.
Real men don’t have mothers.
![Robert Stoller
(1974:358) has stated this problem succinctly:
While it is true the boy's first love object is heterosexual [the mother],
he must perform a great deed to make this so: he must first separate
his identity from hers. Thus the whole process of becoming mas-
28 The Manhood Puzzle
culine is at risk in the little boy from the day of birth on; his still-tobe-created masculinity is endangered by the primary, profound, primeval oneness with mother, a blissful experience that serves, buried
but active in the core of one's identity, as a focus which, throughout
life, can attract one to regress back to that primitive oneness. That is
the threat latent in masculinity.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j76trmiofvaxxpvx2vnb2vwf/bafkreidlgov7xu6uxtudzpgny2tduqohmaoi4hto5k3g2uzvq3a34il4dy@jpeg)
February 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Real men don’t have mothers.
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New Pharaoh's tomb just dropped.
The tomb of King Thutmose II has been uncovered, Egyptian officials announced on Tuesday, marking the first discovery of a royal resting place since King Tutankhamun’s was unearthed in 1922.
The tomb of King Thutmose II has been uncovered, Egyptian officials announced on Tuesday, marking the first discovery of a royal resting place since King Tutankhamun’s was unearthed in 1922.
February 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
New Pharaoh's tomb just dropped.
The tomb of King Thutmose II has been uncovered, Egyptian officials announced on Tuesday, marking the first discovery of a royal resting place since King Tutankhamun’s was unearthed in 1922.
The tomb of King Thutmose II has been uncovered, Egyptian officials announced on Tuesday, marking the first discovery of a royal resting place since King Tutankhamun’s was unearthed in 1922.
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Ducky is the barista of the Famous Weird Coffee Shop and the world needs him.
If you would like to help the barista so cool/weird/Floridian that they inspired a character in a @tkingfisher.com horror novel, the link is below:
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February 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ducky is the barista of the Famous Weird Coffee Shop and the world needs him.
Apparently AuDHD and ADHD things are now AI canaries? Sorry, maybe I just want you to get bonus content.
Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Apparently AuDHD and ADHD things are now AI canaries? Sorry, maybe I just want you to get bonus content.
The *most* on brand tale
remembering two years ago when Elon tweeted “go Eagles!” and then deleted it when they lost
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The *most* on brand tale
Is it the Sportsbowl this weekend?
February 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Is it the Sportsbowl this weekend?
I find it alarming that South Korean officials were climbing up fucking trellises to stop a coup - and then did, and our officials can’t even be bothered to fucking stop Musk. @TammyBaldwin @ronjohnsonwi.bsky.social @TomTiffany
What are we paying you for?
What are we paying you for?
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I find it alarming that South Korean officials were climbing up fucking trellises to stop a coup - and then did, and our officials can’t even be bothered to fucking stop Musk. @TammyBaldwin @ronjohnsonwi.bsky.social @TomTiffany
What are we paying you for?
What are we paying you for?
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"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
We’re going to see any expression of virtue in the face of vice depicted by legacy media as a vicious attack on an innocent victim
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
I’m Ashley. Angry. Very fat. Pro Acolyte. Pro-Palestine. Culturally Catholic. Mom. Verbose. Voracious Reader. Sick of This Shit. Not big on Sportsball. Crafter of Many Things. Loves Cats. Cottagecore. Dark Academia. Full of Swears. Lazy Gardener. Kitchen Queen. Bad B Movies. Quotes Shakesy P.
January 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m Ashley. Angry. Very fat. Pro Acolyte. Pro-Palestine. Culturally Catholic. Mom. Verbose. Voracious Reader. Sick of This Shit. Not big on Sportsball. Crafter of Many Things. Loves Cats. Cottagecore. Dark Academia. Full of Swears. Lazy Gardener. Kitchen Queen. Bad B Movies. Quotes Shakesy P.
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This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
December 5, 2024 at 12:52 PM
This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
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It's easy to blame your problems on a minority, but that's rarely the real cause.
This article by @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
This article by @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
No Dems, Trans People Didn’t Lose You the Election — Assigned
After attacks on the trans community in the wake of the election, Riki Wilchins takes a look at the actual data.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 2, 2024 at 4:21 PM
It's easy to blame your problems on a minority, but that's rarely the real cause.
This article by @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
This article by @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Fucking awesome
December 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Fucking awesome
Good
December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Good
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
July 3, 2024 at 11:32 AM
When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
Feeling like Ashitaka jumping around after he was sick… so mostly like ‘stop attempting things your healthy person could do or we’ll remind you with gravity and aches that you could barely move for fucking weeks.
March 8, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Feeling like Ashitaka jumping around after he was sick… so mostly like ‘stop attempting things your healthy person could do or we’ll remind you with gravity and aches that you could barely move for fucking weeks.
Or is it because we’re all just SOOOOOOOO OBESE and with woke libs no one is allowed to ask if you’re pregnant or fat?
It's true, you never see "heavily pregnant" people in the US anymore and that's because Chinese birth rates are falling
March 8, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Or is it because we’re all just SOOOOOOOO OBESE and with woke libs no one is allowed to ask if you’re pregnant or fat?
You know it’s a relatively decent thing to see a post on E! about Gabourey Sadibe and her husband having a baby and scroll through comments with nary a fat shame in sight. Just gonna enjoy it.
February 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
You know it’s a relatively decent thing to see a post on E! about Gabourey Sadibe and her husband having a baby and scroll through comments with nary a fat shame in sight. Just gonna enjoy it.
My child has put holes in every tight brand and now I just feel like I should lease her to these companies as some sort of tester.
February 28, 2024 at 10:01 PM
My child has put holes in every tight brand and now I just feel like I should lease her to these companies as some sort of tester.
Best Robin Hoods: Errol Flynn, Disney’s Anthropomorphic Fox, and Kevin Costner.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
February 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Best Robin Hoods: Errol Flynn, Disney’s Anthropomorphic Fox, and Kevin Costner.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
The fact that it’s only Tuesday and my saltiness about Kevlar wearing, gun, taser, and night stick toting ‘Resource Officers’ in schools is floating at salt lick can’t be good.
February 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The fact that it’s only Tuesday and my saltiness about Kevlar wearing, gun, taser, and night stick toting ‘Resource Officers’ in schools is floating at salt lick can’t be good.