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heavens, I've been tricked
Pinned
no that's not my real face I just think Slim Goodbody is funny
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I bumped my left arm on part of a hot oven opening while I was putting some dishes in to bake :(

con: it kinda smarts
pro: cool authentic battle damage 😎
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Merry Christmas #HeavyGear2
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's been about two days after the winter solstice. Why is it hoodie weather outside?
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Gone from Fortunate Son to Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You in the span of 10-20 minutes

We're running the musical gamut here at Waffle House
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Is there a word for someone whose stance is "god's okay I guess, but the church itself can go kick rocks?"

asking for a friend
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm going to see a doctor I havent seen before and I decided to humor them and download this SigmaMD app they recommended.

I noticed my birthdate was off by 1 day so went to correct it. Off by 1 errors are common but this is an easy fix.

The app crashes every time I even touch the birthdate field
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I remember seeing a comic on Twitter someone drew where it's awakened orochi Chris but he's wearing Groucho Marx glasses and trying to pass himself off as a normal human.

He describes his hobbies as "poisoning myself with alcohol" and "walking with leg"
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
when I grow up I want to be a geomancer
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sorry I gotta pursue Lu Bu that nerd owes me money
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It used to be when youtube started their stupid anti-adblock antics I was only barred from using the share button etc. Now the whole damn website appears to be un-clickable

Love 2 make my product actively worse while contributing to the problems that made the ad ecosystem suck in the first place
December 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
why does the keyblade not make the TF2 scout bat hitsound
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sports betting companies can go eat a poop
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
putting all my money on the bottom grub
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A Speed Racer (2008) amv popped up in my recommends and now I have Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna stuck in my head pls send help or press play again
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Are wings just more expensive chicken nuggets for those who want to appear more mature and sophisticated?
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Its been about 4 years. Has anyone checked on the Spanish ham sniffer to see how they're doing?
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
is this a threat
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Congrats current college students on surviving November, the month where everything happens all at once and when your professors forget you have other classes

;_;)7
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM