The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I think about this comic at least once a week

Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.

There are some who will tell you that empathy is tyranny, that equality is inequality, that oppression is freedom. See these for the lies they are, and know the liars for the enemies they are.

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

[after mary just gave birth in a manger]

kid: can i play drums in there?

joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine

santa taylor swift
🤝
flying to the house next door