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bagelwife.bsky.social
problem child
@bagelwife.bsky.social
stoner, loner,
taking suicide pact applications dm
March 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
this and tik tok are my only socials rn sorry to the haters but the other sites make me kill myself
March 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ONLY taking movie recommendations from tik tok short clips
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
brotherly love…..
March 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
March 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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i need a shirt that says my mouth is full or canker sores dont talk to me
March 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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A treasured memory from a previous bad time: not really paying attention to an episode of Pretty Little Liars that my wife was watching during the phase when we were just getting high and watching TV most nights, and at the end of the ep she looked at me, eyes bright, and said "so many secrets!"
March 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
hey guys! i’m putting together a crusader kings style murder scheme against my friend’s baby daddy but i need 2 more assassins and someone to alibi me :/ if you know anyone in the business lmk <3 thanks!!!
March 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
can’t wait to leave seattle i can’t stand these geeks and tourists
March 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
listening to selfish machines and kicking my feet, blushing, etc
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
26 today in case anyone wants to shoot me with a gun
March 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i wish i was eating chunks of steak off the ground like a dog
December 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
advocating for the destruction of big business property during protest in a way that the liberals do NOT fuck with
December 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
older white people seeing charcuterie board themed socks: HOLY SMOKES!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
just asked if riley wants me to sing another song from Rent and he said “do i have a choice?” 😐 yeah…. between Tango Maureen and Santa Fe you dumb bitch
November 25, 2024 at 5:33 AM
does anyone have a rec for a good pair of earmuffs #earmuffs #muffs #muffie
November 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
send me ur goodreads acc
November 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
5x5 friday 😸
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
songs about jane is just hitter after hitter honestly they’re lucky they made that bc anything newer wouldn’t carry
November 22, 2024 at 5:25 AM
the best way to use tiktok is to never post but occasionally get a hit comment under someone else’s video
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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the way it’s easier to write a whole-ass book than a four-sentence author bio
November 21, 2024 at 1:32 PM
why does this pic have so much aura
November 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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First official look at Matt, Foggy and Karen in ‘DAREDEVIL BORN AGAIN’

(Source: www.empireonline.com/tv/news/dare...)
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM