Lee Michelle
@baileecountscrows.bsky.social
Toxic feminist 💋
I like birds and shit 🦩🥀🕊
www.therose-istance.com
I like birds and shit 🦩🥀🕊
www.therose-istance.com
I love how men think women go to the bathroom together to talk shit about them. You fool, we’re jerking each other off
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love how men think women go to the bathroom together to talk shit about them. You fool, we’re jerking each other off
According to The Santa clause, what happens if Santa kills himself? Like, what if his body isn’t found and no one else puts his suit on? Ghost Santa??
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
According to The Santa clause, what happens if Santa kills himself? Like, what if his body isn’t found and no one else puts his suit on? Ghost Santa??
Love that we’re going to start WWIII the same way my friendships ended in high school
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December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Love that we’re going to start WWIII the same way my friendships ended in high school
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/s
“Santa and his constituents…”
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“Santa and his constituents…”
“Possession is like a flower… because without it you can’t have a flower”
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“Possession is like a flower… because without it you can’t have a flower”
Even as a child, I knew Martha Mae Who was down bad for the grinch. She was ready to give snatch that entire movie
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Even as a child, I knew Martha Mae Who was down bad for the grinch. She was ready to give snatch that entire movie
Make the evil you want to see in the world
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Make the evil you want to see in the world
“Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my ma-…”
“Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus
“Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my ma-…”
“Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus
“Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus
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Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
You ever have that one insecurity that you’re always telling yourself that it’s not actually as bad as you think it is, but then someone makes you in a video game and it’s like…. oh
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You ever have that one insecurity that you’re always telling yourself that it’s not actually as bad as you think it is, but then someone makes you in a video game and it’s like…. oh
Maybe the real bitch was the karma we made along the way
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Maybe the real bitch was the karma we made along the way
“Do I just, like, keep the people after the 12 days are over?
Are the drummers, maids and pipers rented?
Is this an hourly rate thing or are they my forever servants?
I really need to know the sitch before I just take on all this responsibility”
Are the drummers, maids and pipers rented?
Is this an hourly rate thing or are they my forever servants?
I really need to know the sitch before I just take on all this responsibility”
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Do I just, like, keep the people after the 12 days are over?
Are the drummers, maids and pipers rented?
Is this an hourly rate thing or are they my forever servants?
I really need to know the sitch before I just take on all this responsibility”
Are the drummers, maids and pipers rented?
Is this an hourly rate thing or are they my forever servants?
I really need to know the sitch before I just take on all this responsibility”
Why would he get you a third of a marching band, dude?
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Why would he get you a third of a marching band, dude?
“But look at these golden rings!”
“Bruh, your house is literally filled with birds”
“Bruh, your house is literally filled with birds”
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“But look at these golden rings!”
“Bruh, your house is literally filled with birds”
“Bruh, your house is literally filled with birds”
“D…did you even want 8 milk maids? Why the fuck did he get you 8 maids actively milking cows?”
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“D…did you even want 8 milk maids? Why the fuck did he get you 8 maids actively milking cows?”
The guy from the 12 Days of Christmas song is being love bombed and even worse the gifts are all shitty
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The guy from the 12 Days of Christmas song is being love bombed and even worse the gifts are all shitty
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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We are heartbroken by the attack at Bondi Beach that targeted the Jewish community during a Hanukkah celebration, as families gathered to mark a sacred holiday.
Now and always, we condemn this act of antisemitic violence, and violence in all its forms.
Now and always, we condemn this act of antisemitic violence, and violence in all its forms.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We are heartbroken by the attack at Bondi Beach that targeted the Jewish community during a Hanukkah celebration, as families gathered to mark a sacred holiday.
Now and always, we condemn this act of antisemitic violence, and violence in all its forms.
Now and always, we condemn this act of antisemitic violence, and violence in all its forms.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW VIC MICHAELIS WAS ON HALLMARK, YOU JAGWEEDS!?!
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
HOW DID I NOT KNOW VIC MICHAELIS WAS ON HALLMARK, YOU JAGWEEDS!?!
So, you’re telling me that Stardew Valley, GTA V, and the Lord of the Rings ps2 games I was obsessed with, all had a baby and made Skyrim AND IM JUST LEARNING ABOUT IT NOW
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So, you’re telling me that Stardew Valley, GTA V, and the Lord of the Rings ps2 games I was obsessed with, all had a baby and made Skyrim AND IM JUST LEARNING ABOUT IT NOW
I always thought it was “A for Affort”, like, that you tried so hard, but you put an “a” in the word Effort. Like, close, but wrong. I only now learned it’s just like a grading thing lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I always thought it was “A for Affort”, like, that you tried so hard, but you put an “a” in the word Effort. Like, close, but wrong. I only now learned it’s just like a grading thing lol
If God didn’t want my ass ate, then why did he make it so tasty
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If God didn’t want my ass ate, then why did he make it so tasty
Don’t worry, guys! Donald Trump was just method acting as a pedophile.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Don’t worry, guys! Donald Trump was just method acting as a pedophile.
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Hi, I’m God.
At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hi, I’m God.
At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
I want Stranger Things to just end with El still locked in that facility and everything was all in her head and she’s like 40 years old
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I want Stranger Things to just end with El still locked in that facility and everything was all in her head and she’s like 40 years old