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Moderate, in a country where “don’t pick on people who aren’t hurting you” has somehow become radical. 8th grade math dropout, in a country where 6th grade math dropouts are somehow running economic policy.
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"Ope," "Uff Da," "ICE Out"
—Traditional Minnesota sayings.
—Traditional Minnesota sayings.
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"Ope," "Uff Da," "ICE Out"
—Traditional Minnesota sayings.
—Traditional Minnesota sayings.
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February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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I prefer “The Trump-Epstein Eternal Friendship Ballroom”. His name’s on it, so how can he complain?
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I prefer “The Trump-Epstein Eternal Friendship Ballroom”. His name’s on it, so how can he complain?
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It is silly and petty and valuable and 100% necessary to always call it The Epstein Ballroom, in every context
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It is silly and petty and valuable and 100% necessary to always call it The Epstein Ballroom, in every context
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Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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I can’t believe it is already January 79th.
Luckily, there are only 64 days in February.
Luckily, there are only 64 days in February.
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I can’t believe it is already January 79th.
Luckily, there are only 64 days in February.
Luckily, there are only 64 days in February.
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Dear Trump,
Suck it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, the world.
Suck it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, the world.
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Dear Trump,
Suck it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, the world.
Suck it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, the world.
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
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Better angle of The Honorable Rep. Omar preparing to feed attacker his own teeth.
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Better angle of The Honorable Rep. Omar preparing to feed attacker his own teeth.
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I would like the NYT to show me where she appears “visibly shaken.” She PURSUES her attacker and has to be held back by her staff. She reassures them and insists on speaking. Her voice never shakes, her posture is strong and upright. Admit it. She stood up to him fiercely.
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I would like the NYT to show me where she appears “visibly shaken.” She PURSUES her attacker and has to be held back by her staff. She reassures them and insists on speaking. Her voice never shakes, her posture is strong and upright. Admit it. She stood up to him fiercely.
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part of why we are driving ICE absolutely mad is that we are using tactics that do not really permit them to legally arrest us. they cannot operate the way they want to operate when we have eyes on them.
they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret
they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 AM
part of why we are driving ICE absolutely mad is that we are using tactics that do not really permit them to legally arrest us. they cannot operate the way they want to operate when we have eyes on them.
they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret
they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret
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Feels like given DHS making up stories about what we can plainly see in the murder videos, we have to just presume every other death under their purview is also murder.
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Feels like given DHS making up stories about what we can plainly see in the murder videos, we have to just presume every other death under their purview is also murder.
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“The government has also argued that I must accept this as true because they said it, and they are the government…I respectfully suggest that the petition is frivolous.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
“The government has also argued that I must accept this as true because they said it, and they are the government…I respectfully suggest that the petition is frivolous.”
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"Brandish" now apparently means legally carry a concealed handgun in their waistband with a permit.
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Brandish" now apparently means legally carry a concealed handgun in their waistband with a permit.
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I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity.
They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity.
They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
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I know I don't have a ton of media followers, but I'll put this out there anyway: if you need someone to comment/offer context on the removal of the slavery exhibit at the President's House site in Philly, get in touch. I just finished an entire book on Americans' fight over Washington and slavery.
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I know I don't have a ton of media followers, but I'll put this out there anyway: if you need someone to comment/offer context on the removal of the slavery exhibit at the President's House site in Philly, get in touch. I just finished an entire book on Americans' fight over Washington and slavery.
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The equation is simple: you can’t afford healthcare anymore because ICE agents are making 6-figure salaries and $50k signing bonuses. The money is not marked for life, liberty or happiness. It is set aside for state suppression.
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The equation is simple: you can’t afford healthcare anymore because ICE agents are making 6-figure salaries and $50k signing bonuses. The money is not marked for life, liberty or happiness. It is set aside for state suppression.
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How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
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As it happens though, the framers of the US constitution did say it: in the 4th amendment, the 5th, the 10th, etc.
What they didn’t provide for is federal immigration enforcement of any kind, only “a uniform rule of naturalization.” Nor did they give the federal government a plenary police power.
What they didn’t provide for is federal immigration enforcement of any kind, only “a uniform rule of naturalization.” Nor did they give the federal government a plenary police power.
It goes without saying that in the US you’re not supposed to have a masked secret police that snatches people off the streets without knowing if they’ve committed a crime. That’s about as basic a requirement for a democracy as exists.
Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
As it happens though, the framers of the US constitution did say it: in the 4th amendment, the 5th, the 10th, etc.
What they didn’t provide for is federal immigration enforcement of any kind, only “a uniform rule of naturalization.” Nor did they give the federal government a plenary police power.
What they didn’t provide for is federal immigration enforcement of any kind, only “a uniform rule of naturalization.” Nor did they give the federal government a plenary police power.
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January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I ndefinitely
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