Hello! I like you! From I am a Kitten by Ole Risom, illustrated by Jan Pfloog. 1970.

It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

a sad state of things is that sometimes the people who become dog groomers are the same people who would have become nurses if they had had the grades

Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight

I should probably smoke weed and jork it

Hi, Poison Control? So, hypothetically, if one of my children entered "ooze form", and then one of my other children ate part of that child, what would happen? Like, is that something to worry about

Undecided on who to vote for? Just fill in some of the circle for one candidate, and some for the other!