David Banuelos
@banderhoos.bsky.social
Electric bassist, Seattle sports lifer, and radical leftist athiest. CisHet, he/him, vehement ally.
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Karma knows your address.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Karma knows your address.
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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Mike keeping a helmet for every team they beat might be the most metal thing a Hawks coach has done in a while.
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Mike keeping a helmet for every team they beat might be the most metal thing a Hawks coach has done in a while.
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Bari Weiss isn't fit to carry any real journalist's notepad.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Bari Weiss isn't fit to carry any real journalist's notepad.
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The whole Puka Nacua situation is indicative of media toxicity in which young guys swim every day. Why is there a massively popular antisemitic Twitch streamer? Why does that exist?
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The whole Puka Nacua situation is indicative of media toxicity in which young guys swim every day. Why is there a massively popular antisemitic Twitch streamer? Why does that exist?
Okay, maybe I'll keep watching....🤣
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Okay, maybe I'll keep watching....🤣
Funny how every other team can exploit the Rams secondary, and the Seahawks are out here making them look like the goddamn Legion of Boom.
....and now we're throwing picks to defensive linemen......fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
....and now we're throwing picks to defensive linemen......fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Funny how every other team can exploit the Rams secondary, and the Seahawks are out here making them look like the goddamn Legion of Boom.
....and now we're throwing picks to defensive linemen......fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
....and now we're throwing picks to defensive linemen......fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, Sam.....
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, Sam.....
LAR @ SEA 1st half review:
The Rams are owning the line of scrimmage.
Kupp failing to protect the ball is inexcusable.
I thought Seattle traded for Shaheed to add a deep threat.
#GoHawks
The Rams are owning the line of scrimmage.
Kupp failing to protect the ball is inexcusable.
I thought Seattle traded for Shaheed to add a deep threat.
#GoHawks
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
LAR @ SEA 1st half review:
The Rams are owning the line of scrimmage.
Kupp failing to protect the ball is inexcusable.
I thought Seattle traded for Shaheed to add a deep threat.
#GoHawks
The Rams are owning the line of scrimmage.
Kupp failing to protect the ball is inexcusable.
I thought Seattle traded for Shaheed to add a deep threat.
#GoHawks
I always had a gut feeling that this guy was a piece of shit....
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I always had a gut feeling that this guy was a piece of shit....
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Read this. Then read it again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Read this. Then read it again.
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Sadness on top of sadness on top of sadness. 💔
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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This Weekend Hurt
Grief doesn’t arrive one at a time—but neither do we.
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sadness on top of sadness on top of sadness. 💔
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.....unless you're working poor, and you lose three days worth of income because holiday pay isn't mandatory.
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.....unless you're working poor, and you lose three days worth of income because holiday pay isn't mandatory.
He's always been a piece of shit, but this.....
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
He's always been a piece of shit, but this.....
😢
“Our sources say the two suffered lacerations consistent with a knife. The LAPD's Robbery Homicide Division is still investigating.”
Rob Reiner, Wife Michele Found Dead in Their L.A. Home with Knife Wounds
Rob Reiner -- the legendary director -- and his wife Michele Singer Reiner have died ... TMZ has confirmed.
www.tmz.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
😢
Colts at Seahawks 1st half review.
My team looks flatter than hammered shit. They're getting outplayed by a team that's missing two CBs, their best D-lineman, 3/5 of their o-line, and their QB is a 44 year-old who is fresh off the couch.
Credit to Indy. Seattle needs to wake up.
#GoHawks
My team looks flatter than hammered shit. They're getting outplayed by a team that's missing two CBs, their best D-lineman, 3/5 of their o-line, and their QB is a 44 year-old who is fresh off the couch.
Credit to Indy. Seattle needs to wake up.
#GoHawks
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Colts at Seahawks 1st half review.
My team looks flatter than hammered shit. They're getting outplayed by a team that's missing two CBs, their best D-lineman, 3/5 of their o-line, and their QB is a 44 year-old who is fresh off the couch.
Credit to Indy. Seattle needs to wake up.
#GoHawks
My team looks flatter than hammered shit. They're getting outplayed by a team that's missing two CBs, their best D-lineman, 3/5 of their o-line, and their QB is a 44 year-old who is fresh off the couch.
Credit to Indy. Seattle needs to wake up.
#GoHawks
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Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
a man in a striped jacket is walking with three penguins behind him
Alt: Dick Van Dyke, dancing with penguins in Mary Poppins
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December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
Just found out my monthly premium is going up by almost 5x.
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just found out my monthly premium is going up by almost 5x.
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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
If there was ever a time that I needed the Cardinals not to be the Cardinals.....
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If there was ever a time that I needed the Cardinals not to be the Cardinals.....