Banjorgles
@banjorgles.bsky.social
Gayer’n’penguins, older’n’playstations. Psychologist but, you know, not yours.
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
What I wouldn’t give to have my dog back even for one day.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What I wouldn’t give to have my dog back even for one day.
Husband texting from the bathroom line, noting the 3rd consecutive Steely Dan song
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Husband texting from the bathroom line, noting the 3rd consecutive Steely Dan song
Put that in your brain pipe and brain smoke it.
September 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Put that in your brain pipe and brain smoke it.
I think it actually can go without saying that murder is bad.
September 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think it actually can go without saying that murder is bad.
I regard this murder with little empathy, a stance I’m sure he would approve of.
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I regard this murder with little empathy, a stance I’m sure he would approve of.
I discovered a smashed spider on the underside of my pillow tonight. A Pyrrhic victory, to be sure.
August 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I discovered a smashed spider on the underside of my pillow tonight. A Pyrrhic victory, to be sure.
So often liberals’ concerns about slippery slopes are treated as histrionic, but then the NYT explains away unconstitutional behavior by the White House as in a family of behaviors that have sorta happened before.
Yeah. We got upset about that and you excused that too.
Yeah. We got upset about that and you excused that too.
June 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So often liberals’ concerns about slippery slopes are treated as histrionic, but then the NYT explains away unconstitutional behavior by the White House as in a family of behaviors that have sorta happened before.
Yeah. We got upset about that and you excused that too.
Yeah. We got upset about that and you excused that too.
This nyt article describing the Skrmetti case loss reads a lot like “Younger brother, driven by hubris and radical agendas, won’t stop hitting himself.”
June 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This nyt article describing the Skrmetti case loss reads a lot like “Younger brother, driven by hubris and radical agendas, won’t stop hitting himself.”
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
Gonna be so smug when someone finally determines that besides detection improvements, the only other driver in rising autism rates is old man sperm.
March 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gonna be so smug when someone finally determines that besides detection improvements, the only other driver in rising autism rates is old man sperm.
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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This is key. "I will not defend my kindness and decency, as those values require no defense. They must defend their cruelty and hatred, and if you ask them to, they cannot."
March 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is key. "I will not defend my kindness and decency, as those values require no defense. They must defend their cruelty and hatred, and if you ask them to, they cannot."
The very fucking idea that you could amputate trans people from Stonewall’s history, let alone the queer cause.
February 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The very fucking idea that you could amputate trans people from Stonewall’s history, let alone the queer cause.
God, the misery of this period is sharpened so much by having to witness such cowardice, too.
February 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
God, the misery of this period is sharpened so much by having to witness such cowardice, too.
Tried to raw dog some texts (turned off auto correct)
February 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tried to raw dog some texts (turned off auto correct)
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YET ANOTHER STUDY shows that a tiny number of children are diagnosed with gender dysphoria and an even tinier fraction receive puberty blockers or hormones.
Anyone still pretending there is a "debate" about this is willfully ignoring all of the available data.
gidmk.substack.com/p/gender-dys...
Anyone still pretending there is a "debate" about this is willfully ignoring all of the available data.
gidmk.substack.com/p/gender-dys...
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
YET ANOTHER STUDY shows that a tiny number of children are diagnosed with gender dysphoria and an even tinier fraction receive puberty blockers or hormones.
Anyone still pretending there is a "debate" about this is willfully ignoring all of the available data.
gidmk.substack.com/p/gender-dys...
Anyone still pretending there is a "debate" about this is willfully ignoring all of the available data.
gidmk.substack.com/p/gender-dys...
People keep trying to prove that the Fifth Element space opera performance can actually be done
without asking, first, if it should.
without asking, first, if it should.
January 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People keep trying to prove that the Fifth Element space opera performance can actually be done
without asking, first, if it should.
without asking, first, if it should.
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Being trans is a joy and a gift! Some folks are trying to take away that joy! We will not let them! We will become even more trans and more joyful as time goes on!
January 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Being trans is a joy and a gift! Some folks are trying to take away that joy! We will not let them! We will become even more trans and more joyful as time goes on!
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don’t post anything online that you wouldn’t say anonymously to a stranger for gamified cruelty points
January 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
don’t post anything online that you wouldn’t say anonymously to a stranger for gamified cruelty points
Out: fussy table decorations and charcuterie boards
In: beans
In: beans
December 31, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Out: fussy table decorations and charcuterie boards
In: beans
In: beans
If, as the Queer Eye guys claim, Clyde the Snack Attack is a gay community 10, then they won’t have any problem replacing Antoni with him right? Right?
December 31, 2024 at 4:17 AM
If, as the Queer Eye guys claim, Clyde the Snack Attack is a gay community 10, then they won’t have any problem replacing Antoni with him right? Right?
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Yeah yeah yeah, George Bailey should be alive, but Pottersville seems fun.
December 26, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, George Bailey should be alive, but Pottersville seems fun.
I feel like every month should have an advent calendar.
December 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I feel like every month should have an advent calendar.
Could everyone just shut up and go to hell? Is that an option?
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Could everyone just shut up and go to hell? Is that an option?