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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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me [under 40 watching tv show]: this is a good tv show

me [over 40 watching tv show]: i wonder how old everyone is

[later]

friend: did you watch that tv show last night

me: toby jones is 58
November 17, 2024 at 10:03 AM
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If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please do reach out & let me know. I need to borrow some chairs
December 9, 2023 at 4:39 PM
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[boardroom]

BOB: Jesus, Jeff, for the last time: NO CLAMS. WE ARE NOT ADDING CLAMS.

JEFF (dressed as clam): I have a gun
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 AM