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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃
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bash.blue
bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 20h
he fits in i guess
photo of a poorly spray tanned man
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 3d
jfc where do you find this shit 😂
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 4d
that'll do, pig
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 4d
no notes on this one
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 5d
jesus, looks like a francis bacon study
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spavel.bsky.social
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 6d
Given that this government has imprisoned a Luigi and a Mario, it's only appropriate that it creates a Department of Wario
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bash.blue
bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
god people eat some weird stuff
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
tbh louse eggs are as good if not better than fish eggs as a sushi topper
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
matryoshka urinal that continuously gets smaller as you pee. if you maintain accuracy, at the end it plays a recording of the volga boatmen by the red army choir and a hologram of leonid kharitonov shakes your hand
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
also like. there is an *incredible* glut of ai-slop ads circulating already. ads aside imagine the broader media landscape in 10 years lofl
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
copyright infringement is when you aren't making them money
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
the page i'm monitoring hurricane imelda on lol

www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/sector_...
NOAA satellite imagery page: The U.S. government is closed. However, because the information this website provides is necessary to protect life and property, this site will be updated and maintained during the federal government shutdown. For the latest forecasts and critical weather information, visit www.weather.gov.To learn more, visit commerce.gov.
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
"how you know"
well, if it's run by some brown-nosing goofus with oatmeal for brains you can be pretty sure it's a usg website
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elainelithgow.bsky.social
🌱Elaine Lithgow 🌱 @elainelithgow.bsky.social · 8d
It's painfully ironic that the amount of clerical bullshit you have to go through to get ADHD meds is the exact kind of clerical bullshit that most ADHD folk struggle with.

It's equivalent to, 'Ouch, broken leg? Don't worry! We've got some crutches for you at the end of this marathon.'
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Aug 17
the easiest way to change the world is to destroy it. thats why we here at fuck all of you industries have made the torment nexus
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
it also stares at you intently
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
mouth shaped urinal that makes hideous gulping sounds and goes "ahhhh" when you're done
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
urinal that's actually just a piss-activated, high-powered sonic weapon
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
two weeks. we'll all be in, they're calling them medbeds

medbeds. nobody thought it was possible
bash.blue
bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
keeper
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
🦝💋🦝
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bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
also
bash.blue
bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
today is international raccoon appreciation day and please feel free to begin
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bash.blue
bashⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵘᵐᵖᵏⁱⁿˢ 🎃 @bash.blue · 7d
today is international raccoon appreciation day and please feel free to begin
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mel.bzky.team
meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 7d
thinking about how the currency of love is time & time is limited
a crab smoking a cigarette, looking very cool (because it is smoking a cigarette)
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10d
just opened a fortune cookie and it screamed in agony
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