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#CPhT, former medication historian from Ohio, Democratic Socialist, founder of the MedTwitter Dad Joke Council. Woke Medical Demon acolyte of Ryan Marino. 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 3M Aura N95s are my preferred mask. (She/her) 🏳️‍🌈

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 1d

The Nöosabusy is the first sofa ever that is enclosed on all four sides to allow humans to experience what it's like for cats to sleep in a box filled with blankets. Available in either a cardböard or wöoden frame.

Thomas [redacted] DO @tom.medsky.social · 1d

Your IKEA product is your name, spelled backwards, with an umlaut.

the Samöht is a cylindrical drip coffee maker that uses no paper filters to reduce waste. Made of rolled stainless steel and designed by Jon Johansen. But it's pronounced "yon".

geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1d

Your IKEA product is your name, spelled backwards, with an umlaut.

the Yeffroëg is a faux wood finish composite board (four colorways available) low-profile bed frame designed to imitate the minimalist aesthetics of frames sold by midrange millennial-branded online-only foam mattress retailers

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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 1h

she made a tall nest with her blanky 🥹

Mochi, a red and white corgi, resting atop a pile of blanket that has been shoved into a corner of a pink arm chair

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 1m

Thank you. It definitely felt too soon.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 17m

Either the 3.2 million year old fossilized skeletal remains of Lucy (Australopithecus) or an accurate representation of how Morty feels when asked this question.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 22m

My aunt was 39 for so long that it took us a while to figure out what her actual age was when she passed.

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 24m

Those are always the longest nights

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 8h

I saw two Antifas making Antifa babies in the closet and one of the Antifa babies looked at me!

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 25m

There are so many good choices on that menu. I would have found it hard to narrow down to one.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 25m

I was just thinking a couple days ago about how much I enjoyed the escape room my family went to years ago, and how I'd love to see if I can make anyone go to one with me on my birthday since none of them let anyone solve them alone.

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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 7h

Fun night celebrating my birthday (delayed) w/friends
I took them to a local escape room

Some groups are unsuccessful but we solved it w/5 minutes left!
Down to the wire trying to figure out an elaborate marble puzzle box (it was based on Da Vinci)
Then we had 🍨

I had Spouse Like A House 😀

My girlfriends trying to figure out the 3 sided marble puzzle box

Spouse Like A House
Malted ice cream with Reese’s Peanut Butter ripple and chocolate covered pretzels

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 57m

Everything Trump touches dies

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 1h

vampurr has taken over your feed. as you read this, he's casting his spell, and you're starting to want to take him home. don't fight it. succumb to vampurr's charm 🌀

www.makeship.com/products/vam...

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 37m

They do for me, often, too, just not when I'm feeling that way.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 7h

But you can't spell apocalypse without calypso, so.

Do with that what you will.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 7h

I was having anxiety and it helps a lot with that.

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 7h

It is certainly apocalypsing as hard as it can.

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 7h

He's fucking trash and should not be allowed around any living thing.

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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 10h

when he was just a little baby boy

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 7h

I want to know if he's still in the pocket of Big GURP.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 7h

That is precisely why I would not cast him.

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 8h

I had thoughts after seeing the TRON preview for the first time.

Two texts I sent to my little brother as I was in a movie theater sitting through previews and saw the new TRON preview for the first time:

"Absolutely hate the whole concept of the new Tron"

"The idea of a Jared Leto that can't be permanently destroyed is odious" (he reacted to this with a crying laughing emoji)

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DLW @dlynnw.bsky.social · 9h

Greetings from the violent city of Seattle.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 9h

You can tell it’s October when ppl start spreading drug sadism myths about expensive drugs given for free to school-age children, since children usually have the means to purchase more drugs…

Anyways, we actually know pretty definitively that “fentanyl-laced marijuana” isn’t a thing & never will be

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The Dank Informer & @TheDankInformer
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Franklin County deputies seized 8 lbs of fentanyl-laced marijuana targeting kids

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 9h

Exactly!

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 9h

And conflates the two

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Thomas [redacted] DO @tom.medsky.social · 11h

All of these extra vaccines require shipping, handling, and storage. They are shipped in insulated styrofoam™️ coolers weighed down by ice packs. The environmental costs are staggering.

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