matt
@battmutler.bsky.social
STL information professional. Chaotic neutral. he/him. 💻📖🎸🎮🍺⭕
me, at every picture of Epstein just to make sure it's not Anthony Bourdain:
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
me, at every picture of Epstein just to make sure it's not Anthony Bourdain:
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Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
Imagine being so far up your own ass that you look down on others for "over-empathizing."
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Imagine being so far up your own ass that you look down on others for "over-empathizing."
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
everyone: "men would rather do anything else than go to therapy"
me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
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me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
classicreload.com/dr-sbaitso.h...
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
everyone: "men would rather do anything else than go to therapy"
me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
classicreload.com/dr-sbaitso.h...
me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
classicreload.com/dr-sbaitso.h...
getting so stir crazy at work that we're placing bets on when the giant mound of plowed snow in the parking lot will be fully melted
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
getting so stir crazy at work that we're placing bets on when the giant mound of plowed snow in the parking lot will be fully melted
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A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
It's been January for months in both directions
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
It's been January for months in both directions
I'm hopeful that the snow on the way is gonna be pretty movable. Lower midwest doesn't normally get light powder (what the mountain people call "freshies") - but we rarely get any moisture when it's cold as shit like this anyway.
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm hopeful that the snow on the way is gonna be pretty movable. Lower midwest doesn't normally get light powder (what the mountain people call "freshies") - but we rarely get any moisture when it's cold as shit like this anyway.
Never change, south county.
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January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Never change, south county.
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One thing that's important to know about me: not only do I have an overactive inner monologue, but probably about 35-40% is just quotes from the seminal early YouTube work "The Juggernaut, Bitch"
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
One thing that's important to know about me: not only do I have an overactive inner monologue, but probably about 35-40% is just quotes from the seminal early YouTube work "The Juggernaut, Bitch"
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
I dunno about this Best Casting Oscar thing. If they wanted to do an ensemble award, like SAG does, that's one thing. But this goes to the casting director. And at this level, it's less about objective selection and more about box office pull and audience engagement.
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I dunno about this Best Casting Oscar thing. If they wanted to do an ensemble award, like SAG does, that's one thing. But this goes to the casting director. And at this level, it's less about objective selection and more about box office pull and audience engagement.
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Oh this was a read 😩😭
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Oh this was a read 😩😭
Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
I'm not much of a gloater, but it's a real shame I don't know any Purdue fans to be absolutely insufferable around for the next year.
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I'm not much of a gloater, but it's a real shame I don't know any Purdue fans to be absolutely insufferable around for the next year.
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
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Today, Minneapolis had their annual Powderhorn Art Sled Rally. A community organized event that this time featured de-Icer sleds and bowling pins named for world leaders.
A very Minnesotan way to protest ICE. 😍🙌🏻
A very Minnesotan way to protest ICE. 😍🙌🏻
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Today, Minneapolis had their annual Powderhorn Art Sled Rally. A community organized event that this time featured de-Icer sleds and bowling pins named for world leaders.
A very Minnesotan way to protest ICE. 😍🙌🏻
A very Minnesotan way to protest ICE. 😍🙌🏻
Art Hill, Forest Park.
January 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Art Hill, Forest Park.
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GWAR takes us to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" in the latest episode of A.V. Undercover. Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
GWAR takes us to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" in the latest episode of A.V. Undercover. Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
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I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
I have a bad feeling about this.
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I have a bad feeling about this.
