Michael Baumann
@baumann.bsky.social
FanGraphs Writer, Piney, Gamecock, Condiment Enthusiast, Connoisseur of Vehicles
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Oof. Chick is a couple spots over with the whole drivers side caved in
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oof. Chick is a couple spots over with the whole drivers side caved in
The warrior, at rest
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The warrior, at rest
The You-Can't-Be-Racist-Against-Italians Pizza no. 55 car qualified dead last in the MX-5 Cup race but made up 10 places on Lap 1
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The You-Can't-Be-Racist-Against-Italians Pizza no. 55 car qualified dead last in the MX-5 Cup race but made up 10 places on Lap 1
@podkatt.bsky.social
Quali for the swarm of bees
Quali for the swarm of bees
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM
@podkatt.bsky.social
Quali for the swarm of bees
Quali for the swarm of bees
I'm sure it's great but I've made my choice. I'm rooting for the Habsburg and the Porsche that looks like a dinosaur
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I'm sure it's great but I've made my choice. I'm rooting for the Habsburg and the Porsche that looks like a dinosaur
I don't follow IMSA so I don't have a rooting interest in this race. So I've decided to cheer for the car Logan Sargeant is sharing with an actual literal Habsburg
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I don't follow IMSA so I don't have a rooting interest in this race. So I've decided to cheer for the car Logan Sargeant is sharing with an actual literal Habsburg
He called the plane the Red Baron and painted it red and white. I read in a magazine article when I was a kid that he installed a velour covered instrument panel but I couldn't find corroboration just now
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
He called the plane the Red Baron and painted it red and white. I read in a magazine article when I was a kid that he installed a velour covered instrument panel but I couldn't find corroboration just now
I realized I'd missed the aviation section of the Motorsports Hall of Fame and circled back. I'm glad I did because Darryl Greenamyer undertook the most Hell Yeah Brother garage engineering project of all time
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I realized I'd missed the aviation section of the Motorsports Hall of Fame and circled back. I'm glad I did because Darryl Greenamyer undertook the most Hell Yeah Brother garage engineering project of all time
Pyramid of South Jersey Excellence
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Pyramid of South Jersey Excellence
We made it. No fatal DVT
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
We made it. No fatal DVT
Who's got no thumbs and just ate a ziti covered in bechamel off the floor
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Who's got no thumbs and just ate a ziti covered in bechamel off the floor
The good news for Shapiro is the guy who sent this tweet is dictator-for-life of Texas
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The good news for Shapiro is the guy who sent this tweet is dictator-for-life of Texas
I just learned that Union's sports teams are no longer the Dutchmen. I'm imagining a tall guy in blackface saying "my culture is not your costume" through a mouthful of cheese
January 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I just learned that Union's sports teams are no longer the Dutchmen. I'm imagining a tall guy in blackface saying "my culture is not your costume" through a mouthful of cheese
My cat stepped on the remote and turned the TV on, and this happened
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My cat stepped on the remote and turned the TV on, and this happened
Miami is one play from the national championship game and Carson Beck is stoked
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Miami is one play from the national championship game and Carson Beck is stoked
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
2025 New Year's Eve hot sauce output. Oh my God there's so much of it
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
2025 New Year's Eve hot sauce output. Oh my God there's so much of it
You are the world's biggest townie
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You are the world's biggest townie
I've started watching Heated Rivalry and don't get mad at me but I can't unsee it
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I've started watching Heated Rivalry and don't get mad at me but I can't unsee it
Today's installment of Seeing Whose Kid Every Ivy League Hockey Player Is has brought me to this wonderfully understated bio for Brown co-captain Ryan St. Louis
brownbears.com/sports/mens-...
brownbears.com/sports/mens-...
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Today's installment of Seeing Whose Kid Every Ivy League Hockey Player Is has brought me to this wonderfully understated bio for Brown co-captain Ryan St. Louis
brownbears.com/sports/mens-...
brownbears.com/sports/mens-...
Diner menu doing public service
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Diner menu doing public service
Got waved off kitchen duty by by brother-in-law so this is my lone culinary contribution to Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Got waved off kitchen duty by by brother-in-law so this is my lone culinary contribution to Christmas.
I'm also personally indebted to Strahm for giving me one of the better quotes I've had from an athlete in the past several years
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm also personally indebted to Strahm for giving me one of the better quotes I've had from an athlete in the past several years
One cool thing about my cat is one day he'll wake up and invent a completely new annoying behavior that immediately becomes an immutable part of our daily routine
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One cool thing about my cat is one day he'll wake up and invent a completely new annoying behavior that immediately becomes an immutable part of our daily routine