This is the funniest 4 seconds of a video that makes me laugh out loud every time I see it

JBC was Tennessee's backup QB when I was in college. I've known about him since 2005, so the name isn't weird to me anymore. At least not since he drunkenly broke into a woman's bedroom in 2009 and got arrested for burglary

We want some new ideas in the offensive room, so we want to hire the Colts' offensive coordinator under a head coach who used to be the Eagles' offensive coordinator under a head coach who used to be the Colts' offensive coordinator under a head coach who used to be the Eagles' offensive coordinator

Thank you, I don't want anyone thinking this was a race up Olympus Mons

It's the only drink for when you're Duce Staley and you're about to run for 200 yards on the Cowboys in 120-degree heat. Otherwise, I dunno

How did we get here, everyone hated those guys

I spent 10 minutes trying to find the original tweet, I assume it got nuked at some point

Goddamn that was absolutely flawless

Rüegg has this

We do have to fix the damage AI did to search engines though or else Colonel Lockjaw is gonna end up in high school history textbooks in 20 years

I think it was the year before we played Southern Cal and not being able to use USC was tough