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29. She/Her. They call me Communion because I'm the cracker with the juice
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mothcub.bsky.social
Crazy Frog on his crazy birthday.
A smiling Crazy Frog is wearing a party hat. Text reads: "yes, I am Crazy Frog and yet you love me so much".
July 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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jaredskolnick.bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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mojitofiend.bsky.social
they’re adding Lydia Tár to fortnight
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
bayleycrs.bsky.social
Writing an experimental musical parody of Hamilton but its about the hivliving saga on tumblr
June 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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lola.nebula.tv
caught a rainbow over the carnival today.
April 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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contrapoints.bsky.social
the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
April 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
bayleycrs.bsky.social
I need podcasters to be 15% more autistic
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
This joke was supposed to be funny, but of course they have Jai alai, why wouldn't they. They'd have Michael Vick's dogs on here if they could.
DraftKings' Jai alai page
March 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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adrianaguatame.bsky.social
A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.”
Absurd we still need to go through this
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There have been people less than helpful in my journey here. I wanted to acknowledge those too, bc I know I am not unique in this experience. No thank you to the physics study assoc that made me sing songs about how women couldn't study physics without sleeping with the professor, the day I stepped into university life. No thank you to the 5th year physics student that decided to assign me a stripper name within the first minute of meeting me in the physics coffee corner in my first year. No thank you to the technician that was responsible for onboarding me on the use of the cluster in my third year who raised his eyebrows and asked me if that meant I was some sort of computer girl. No thank you to the senior researcher that sent me utterly inappropriate texts after a conference, then proceeded to apologise months later by telling me they had not been meant for me anyway so no hard feelings remain hopefully And no thank you to him for attending every conference I've been to since. No thank you to the people who told me that it was surprising that I was doing a PhD since I was a girl. No thank you to the man who mistook me for a coffee lady at a conference, and after having to correct him two times that I did not work there, responded with you should consider it. No thank you to the researcher that asked me what I was wearing underneath my outfit during a conference. No thank you to the physicist who declared to a room full of other physicists that biologists don't know how to design an experiment. No thank you to the people who have called me scary instead of strong and intimidating instead of intelligent. And finally, no thank you to the exec board of the TU Delft, whose knee-jerk reaction to being held up a mirror about the social safety at the university, was to sue the party holding up the mirror instead of looking at the problems they highlighted. ... You have made me feel like I do not belong in science & I cannot forgive you for that.
March 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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cryptotheism.bsky.social
(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"
March 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
bayleycrs.bsky.social
Trans pirate whose pronouns are heave/ho
March 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
I’m Mr. Sterling’s right hand arm…. man. I’m Mr. Sterling’s everything. I’m his confidant… His best friend. His silly rabbit.
February 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Old man yaoi
February 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
bayleycrs.bsky.social
He's so fucking hot
sirlarr.bsky.social Lawrence Sonntag @sirlarr.bsky.social · Feb 20
I like to start the day with cultured music
February 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Ok man, I’ll tell them
schumer.senate.gov Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · Feb 3
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
People on Facebook will be like “I don’t trust CBS News” and then repost something from “Dr Pornography”
January 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
A movie I remember seeing on tv as a kid was about a girl who does horse diving where the horse gets up on a diving board 100 feet off the ground and then dives off. It took me a long time to realize how weird that movie was and that it was a real thing done by insane 1930’s maniacs who hated horses
Disney’s Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM