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Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong
Currently playing at Hamburg Inn No. 2…”Smooth” by Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas @adamj.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Rural Scott County, Iowa
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Great Tengri has blessed us with a Khan who is gentle to his friends and allies, to those who love liberty and freedom, and wrathful to our enemies who seek to oppress us! Let us be stewards of that blessing and bring our Righteous Khan to power!
YOU 🫵
Post about Pritzker RIGHT NOW🐴🏹
The solution to that is just to talk more about Pritzker. Every leftist I follow has 50 Newsom posts for every 1 Pritzker post. Be the change you wanna see
August 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When Chino screams “FIIIIIIRRRRSST…UNTIIIIIEEE MEEEE” >>>>
October 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
No, I should not be hearing belters like “Your Love” by The Outfield in the waiting room of the dentist’s office. That song rips far too hard for what is about to happen to me
October 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
👍🤷🏻‍♂️
September 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
You know book is gonna be lit when the first entry in the contents is “list of illustrations and maps”
September 9, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Delighted, honored, and humbled to share the roads with a fellow driver of such prestige and distinction
June 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Learning some members of my extended family are going on a “British Isles” cruise this summer that ports in and out of…Copenhagen? This seems wrong, yes?
February 14, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the incredibly surly man *walking* in the Village Inn *drive-thru pre-paid* pie pickup line, who also, shockingly, had not pre-paid for his pies, and who then proceeded to berate the employees for being “incredibly disorganized.” Fuck that guy
November 22, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Actual spiritual truth here imo…big honkin’ organs, candy-colored Renaissance frescos, colossal statues. Criticisms of massive churches as monuments to misspent money may be correct, but I’ve been at my most peaceful when I felt the *smallest* so I think there’s something to this sense of scale
listening to church organ music at 155dB to annihilate all sense of self
November 16, 2023 at 1:21 AM
October 25, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Love to read posts performatively complaining about ¡El Assico! Is there a gun to your head? There are other games on! Makes one wonder, it does…
September 10, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Bēn Cølwėll
by the time he turned forty my dad had an actual full-sized margarita machine in his garage. I can only aspire to that level of generational success
August 30, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Love to be one of those guys who’s like “hey I just got into (band that’s been around for 40 years and was/is insanely popular) have you checked them out?!” but anyway I can’t stop listening to this song I love it so fucking much
August 8, 2023 at 6:28 PM