Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee)
@beangoshe.bsky.social
Former & future podcaster. Contributor @reductress. I like tiny things and democracy.
You should be able to lodge complaints with other people’s therapists
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You should be able to lodge complaints with other people’s therapists
Idea for Paramount:
Paramount Plus ✨Plus✨ (It’s just like Paramount Plus only it works)
Paramount Plus ✨Plus✨ (It’s just like Paramount Plus only it works)
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Idea for Paramount:
Paramount Plus ✨Plus✨ (It’s just like Paramount Plus only it works)
Paramount Plus ✨Plus✨ (It’s just like Paramount Plus only it works)
I think of Titanic as a New Year’s movie because people get dressed up and it’s cold and ultimately no one has a very good time.
No one needs to ask if Titanic is a Christmas movie even though it’s cold there and some people get presents because it’s not Christmas time in the movie and there’s no Christmas music or parties or Christmas stuff happening around them so that’s your first tip off
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I think of Titanic as a New Year’s movie because people get dressed up and it’s cold and ultimately no one has a very good time.
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE
refills on soup should be free
refills on soup should be free
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE
refills on soup should be free
refills on soup should be free
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
Pretty chilling to realize that there must be people who think they have imposter syndrome but actually are imposters and that you are probably one of them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pretty chilling to realize that there must be people who think they have imposter syndrome but actually are imposters and that you are probably one of them.
This is the face of a cat who knows that it’s actually 5:02 pm.
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is the face of a cat who knows that it’s actually 5:02 pm.
POV: You drive by me in a cybertruck
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
POV: You drive by me in a cybertruck
Wow, I mean, I agree with Steven—that “did” is superfluous but the “your mom” retort kind of loses some zing when you’re the second person in the group chat to say it.
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wow, I mean, I agree with Steven—that “did” is superfluous but the “your mom” retort kind of loses some zing when you’re the second person in the group chat to say it.
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
My bf (every night): What do you want to do tonight?
Me:
Me:
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My bf (every night): What do you want to do tonight?
Me:
Me:
Not to brag but I actually did have “Luigi Mangione’s likeness used to sell men’s floral button-down shirt on Shein” on my 2025 Bimgo Card (generated by AI)
Shein told the BBC the image of what appears to be Mangione’s likeness was provided by a third-party seller, and the image has since been removed from Shein’s website.
Luigi Mangione’s Likeness Appeared As Model On Shein Website
Shein told the BBC the image of what appears to be Mangione’s likeness was provided by a third-party seller, and the image has since been removed from Shein’s website.
www.forbes.com
September 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not to brag but I actually did have “Luigi Mangione’s likeness used to sell men’s floral button-down shirt on Shein” on my 2025 Bimgo Card (generated by AI)
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pretty mad about the other stuff Trump has done, but I love salmonella so this one's a win for me
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
www.seattletimes.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
pretty mad about the other stuff Trump has done, but I love salmonella so this one's a win for me
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
Learning needle felting aka crafty self harm
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Learning needle felting aka crafty self harm
If I don’t open this email from Elizabeth Warren I can pretend she’s using ‘sickening’ in the ‘amazing runway look for a Ball Challenge’ way instead of the ‘kicking people off Medicaid to make Elon Musk a teensy bit richer’ way.
May 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I don’t open this email from Elizabeth Warren I can pretend she’s using ‘sickening’ in the ‘amazing runway look for a Ball Challenge’ way instead of the ‘kicking people off Medicaid to make Elon Musk a teensy bit richer’ way.
The three genders.
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The three genders.
I just want everyone in my life to know that I have never intentionally given them a nudge on Duolingo. I would never and I wish I could take it back.
May 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I just want everyone in my life to know that I have never intentionally given them a nudge on Duolingo. I would never and I wish I could take it back.
“No need to write it down! I’ll definitely remember this,” I think to myself three seconds before forgetting.
April 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“No need to write it down! I’ll definitely remember this,” I think to myself three seconds before forgetting.
Black Mirror is the only show I can’t binge watch because I have to get my meds adjusted after every episode.
April 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Black Mirror is the only show I can’t binge watch because I have to get my meds adjusted after every episode.
I’m still thinking about that cheese & pickle sandwich from Adolescence.
April 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m still thinking about that cheese & pickle sandwich from Adolescence.
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People wonder about my serene smile in the face of imminent economic collapse and the reason is quite simple
April 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
People wonder about my serene smile in the face of imminent economic collapse and the reason is quite simple
With his historic and record-breaking 25-hour speech, Cory Booker inspired *millions* of Americans to google ‘Cory Booker bathroom?’
April 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
With his historic and record-breaking 25-hour speech, Cory Booker inspired *millions* of Americans to google ‘Cory Booker bathroom?’
I feel like I just came out of a years-long coma only to discover that Trump is somehow still the President and everything on Netflix is now based on a novel by Harlan Coben.
March 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I feel like I just came out of a years-long coma only to discover that Trump is somehow still the President and everything on Netflix is now based on a novel by Harlan Coben.
Rewatching Smile before I watch Smile 2 because I don’t remember anything that happened in it except the smiling
January 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Rewatching Smile before I watch Smile 2 because I don’t remember anything that happened in it except the smiling