Beau Butler
@beaubutler.bsky.social
"Chaotic Neutral" -katie et al.
Python, Go, C, Rust (a little), The Cybers, Quasar founder, opinions variable but with gusto, he/him (@oddynz on twitter)
Python, Go, C, Rust (a little), The Cybers, Quasar founder, opinions variable but with gusto, he/him (@oddynz on twitter)
“No reason given” I can think of one oddy.cc/i/willis-tan...
March 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
“No reason given” I can think of one oddy.cc/i/willis-tan...
apple intelligence its the future
December 13, 2024 at 7:35 AM
apple intelligence its the future
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Presented without further comment
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Presented without further comment
The opposite of "Lift & Shift" is "Drop & Shop" (e.g. for a chunky supermicro)
December 11, 2024 at 10:58 PM
The opposite of "Lift & Shift" is "Drop & Shop" (e.g. for a chunky supermicro)
Look. What i'm saying to you is, what i'm saying to you is engines catch fire and fail halfway to sydney all the time, what i'm saying to you is its a feature.
December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Look. What i'm saying to you is, what i'm saying to you is engines catch fire and fail halfway to sydney all the time, what i'm saying to you is its a feature.
I love the chinese "we don't really GAF much but we'll gamely play along" approach to naming companies.
To be fair this one makes more tech sense than the word-salad ones on Ali and amazon, but there's something about it-
To be fair this one makes more tech sense than the word-salad ones on Ali and amazon, but there's something about it-
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I love the chinese "we don't really GAF much but we'll gamely play along" approach to naming companies.
To be fair this one makes more tech sense than the word-salad ones on Ali and amazon, but there's something about it-
To be fair this one makes more tech sense than the word-salad ones on Ali and amazon, but there's something about it-
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Wooo. Another of my mediocre videos is LIVE!
In this one I drive the all-electric *CONVERTIBLE* MG Cyberster and:
🥔I get stopped by the police
🥔I get rained on
🥔I enjoy a mid-life crisis
Share this or I'll cry. Likes are worth $0.03. Shares are worth $69. ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGU...
In this one I drive the all-electric *CONVERTIBLE* MG Cyberster and:
🥔I get stopped by the police
🥔I get rained on
🥔I enjoy a mid-life crisis
Share this or I'll cry. Likes are worth $0.03. Shares are worth $69. ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGU...
MG Cyberster – Quick review
YouTube video by Ecotricity NZ
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November 1, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Wooo. Another of my mediocre videos is LIVE!
In this one I drive the all-electric *CONVERTIBLE* MG Cyberster and:
🥔I get stopped by the police
🥔I get rained on
🥔I enjoy a mid-life crisis
Share this or I'll cry. Likes are worth $0.03. Shares are worth $69. ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGU...
In this one I drive the all-electric *CONVERTIBLE* MG Cyberster and:
🥔I get stopped by the police
🥔I get rained on
🥔I enjoy a mid-life crisis
Share this or I'll cry. Likes are worth $0.03. Shares are worth $69. ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGU...
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KING’S MAN: *covered in blood* i’m sorry your highness but we could not put humpty dumpty together again
KING: okay let the horses try now
KING: okay let the horses try now
September 24, 2023 at 2:23 AM
KING’S MAN: *covered in blood* i’m sorry your highness but we could not put humpty dumpty together again
KING: okay let the horses try now
KING: okay let the horses try now
@pepperraccoon.bsky.social Can you please let Loki know about this Alert! ;)
October 18, 2024 at 6:55 AM
@pepperraccoon.bsky.social Can you please let Loki know about this Alert! ;)
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Concur it's an absolute shit of a saying and anyone who used it should be ashamed of themselves
“Work fast and break things” is hot garbage.
The fact that this logic still so pervasive in tech companies, when the work we do affects the entire human population, is an embarrassment
The fact that this logic still so pervasive in tech companies, when the work we do affects the entire human population, is an embarrassment
September 12, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Concur it's an absolute shit of a saying and anyone who used it should be ashamed of themselves
Welcome to my lightning talk “How To Write Go Without Killing Yourself” get claude and gpt to write the go thanks for coming to my talk how to write go without killing yourself
August 26, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Welcome to my lightning talk “How To Write Go Without Killing Yourself” get claude and gpt to write the go thanks for coming to my talk how to write go without killing yourself
lol this nails the feeling actually
whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
July 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
lol this nails the feeling actually
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something I will absolutely not miss about joe biden is his admirable but extremely outdated and functionally crippling morality in political messaging, sometimes leadership means putting “these are weird fuckin people man” ahead of traditional aspirational themes
July 23, 2024 at 7:02 PM
something I will absolutely not miss about joe biden is his admirable but extremely outdated and functionally crippling morality in political messaging, sometimes leadership means putting “these are weird fuckin people man” ahead of traditional aspirational themes
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
Your yearly reminder that red peak was a *terrible* flag and the fern one was way better. (Honourable mention: laser kiwi ofc ofc)
February 12, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Your yearly reminder that red peak was a *terrible* flag and the fern one was way better. (Honourable mention: laser kiwi ofc ofc)
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happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate
January 28, 2024 at 3:06 AM
happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate
*Whoa's in Wellington*
January 10, 2024 at 2:21 AM
*Whoa's in Wellington*
Haha
One of my favorites was from a performance eval:
"During this reporting period, [X] has made measurable progress toward his goal of becoming a productive member of the team."
"During this reporting period, [X] has made measurable progress toward his goal of becoming a productive member of the team."
December 7, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Haha
Lawl
White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
White House: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
White House: what
This is the most alluring turkey photo shoot I've ever seen (via the White House)
November 21, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Lawl
Legend
James Shaw (as you would expect) has the best take on this. His response to Nats voters who want Greens to work with Nats: “ok great assume we do that, would you vote green then?” ….. **crickets**
“So you want us to alienate our base for …. exactly no additional votes?”
“So you want us to alienate our base for …. exactly no additional votes?”
November 5, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Legend
Emphatically this
A UBI cannot work without controlling rentier’s ability to set prices. Otherwise landlords will simply absorb the UBI as a giveaway extraordinaire.
The bear trap needs both jaws to be prised open at the same time.
The bear trap needs both jaws to be prised open at the same time.
October 27, 2023 at 5:29 AM
Emphatically this
This is Stella and i stg she did this all by herself
September 20, 2023 at 9:09 AM
This is Stella and i stg she did this all by herself