Jim
@beavis9k.bsky.social
I don't wanna get up,
I'm a stay in bed kid 🎶
I'm a stay in bed kid 🎶
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't wanna get up,
I'm a stay in bed kid 🎶
I'm a stay in bed kid 🎶
I am stuffed full of prime rib and cardboard tube cinnamon rolls. Good night!
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am stuffed full of prime rib and cardboard tube cinnamon rolls. Good night!
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happy holidays, you bastard(s)
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy holidays, you bastard(s)
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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Even the Fox News closed caption writer thought Trump said that he loves "minors"
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Even the Fox News closed caption writer thought Trump said that he loves "minors"
You all need to shut up and suck it up about getting a box of droid parts in your Lego advent calendar
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You all need to shut up and suck it up about getting a box of droid parts in your Lego advent calendar
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Never apologize for treating your dog like a baby. In a world that forces you to be tough, having a creature that lets you be soft, nurturing, and vulnerable is a blessing. You are lucky if one loves you, you are luckier still if you love each other.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Never apologize for treating your dog like a baby. In a world that forces you to be tough, having a creature that lets you be soft, nurturing, and vulnerable is a blessing. You are lucky if one loves you, you are luckier still if you love each other.
I had a nightmare last night that I was moving out of my ex's place and I didn't have room in the truck for any of my Lego sets.
It was terrifying.
It was terrifying.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I had a nightmare last night that I was moving out of my ex's place and I didn't have room in the truck for any of my Lego sets.
It was terrifying.
It was terrifying.
No problem here
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
No problem here
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
YES
I don't understand why these companies are making humanoid robots when they could just make doganoid robots. A robot that looks like a person doing dishes is creepy, a robot that looks like a dog doing dishes is AMAZING.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
YES
Come on Stranger Things... Less talking, more strange things!
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Come on Stranger Things... Less talking, more strange things!
Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh YES!
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh YES!
Sam Altman looks like if someone tried to draw Cillian Murphy while drink
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sam Altman looks like if someone tried to draw Cillian Murphy while drink
Felt scruffy-looking, might escape Hoth later
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Felt scruffy-looking, might escape Hoth later
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
I'm waiting for @frigginfrench.bsky.social to comment on this
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm waiting for @frigginfrench.bsky.social to comment on this
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Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off
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Oops
This is all true.
It’s also true that Musk and his minions aren’t actually saving the government much at all, if anything
It’s also true that Musk and his minions aren’t actually saving the government much at all, if anything
Striking stat from @kellycnbc.bsky.social on this:
The rise in treasury yields since Trump’s tariffs were announced leads to an increase in US debt interest payments that is larger than all the DOGE savings.
The rise in treasury yields since Trump’s tariffs were announced leads to an increase in US debt interest payments that is larger than all the DOGE savings.
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oops
I did a cool thing last night. And I will again tonight.
April 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I did a cool thing last night. And I will again tonight.
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Trump has the "best memory of all time," except when it's time for accountability
April 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Trump has the "best memory of all time," except when it's time for accountability
I'm getting a little tired of the bsky android app forcing me to login... It's happening every day or two lately... Cough cough @bsky.app
March 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm getting a little tired of the bsky android app forcing me to login... It's happening every day or two lately... Cough cough @bsky.app
Yup.
The drunk idiot even sent “We are currently clean on OPSEC” 🙄
The drunk idiot even sent “We are currently clean on OPSEC” 🙄
This is what happens when you have an entire cabinet full of folks who would NEVER pass a regular security clearance.
Led by a president who would never be able to pass one either.
Led by a president who would never be able to pass one either.
March 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yup.
The drunk idiot even sent “We are currently clean on OPSEC” 🙄
The drunk idiot even sent “We are currently clean on OPSEC” 🙄