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Crafting, plants, critters, etc. (And interactive fiction, apparently?!)
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
And that mf did this while he had barrels of the good kush in his basement!!!
the palantir aside, we should have known Sarumon was a bitch the way he criticised both Gandalf and Radagast for smoking weed.
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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ICE are fucking clowns: www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
January 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Oh so "to ICE: get the fuck out of Minneapolis" wasn't a command or call to action but just tough guy posturing? And there's more accountability for 'property damage' in response to a MURDER than for the murderer himself? Ah, Democrats.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Hell isn’t hot enough for these people
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Bombing another nation & allegedly kidnapping its ruler - all openly admitted to be motivated by oil & Maduro's solidarity with Cuba - is not a "distraction" from Trump's crimes in the Epstein files. It is terroristic. They're not gonna hold him accountable, so you'll have to do that yourself.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Opinion piece writers salivating at the bit to tell you that kidnapping a head of state and starting a nakedly self-interested war is lowkey morally nuanced and kinda complicated as fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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why do silver carp look like that
January 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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hopefully I am capturing the majesty of the silver carp here
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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PRI REACHED THEIR GOAL!!! MUSEUM OF THE EARTH IS STAYING OPEN!!! Thank you all so much for donating and spreading the word, I'm so overjoyed! Good things are still possible! www.priweb.org/blog-post/pr...
PRI's Wonderful Life — Paleontological Research Institution
By Dr. Warren Allmon , Director of the Paleontological Research Institution December 30, 2025 The holidays are a time for “Christmas movies” in my house, and one that is always on our list is&nbs...
www.priweb.org
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Fabaeformiscandona ostracod (no eyes)
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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they're like little stoves but they also swim and eat
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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oh no, book illustrations are such a good way to force people to look at all my favorite types of small goo goo animal. putting in a caprellid right now
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Stellar, relentless, hilarious review. Evisceration? Anyway, fuck Avatar.
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I was trying to find millipedes and centipedes but every time I dug into the dirt I kept excavating FROGS and TOADS. Herpetologists, come get your boy; he's busted. (I did still find myriapods tho)
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Top Jobs of 1530:

1. False Lutheran
2. Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors
3. Landsknecht
4. Starving on a caravel
5. Guy who knows the emperor
6. Sex Priest
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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i'll always shamelessly plug webworm as i'm very passionate about it. 5+ years of writing this thing & i feel proud of the stuff we've published as a 100% reader supported outlet. here are 12 pieces from 2025 that sum up the webworm year (with bonus guinea pig). pls RT: www.webworm.co/top13webworms
12 Webworms, 1 Guinea Pig
Top 12 Webworms of 2025 & one panicked guinea pig.
www.webworm.co
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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a big spider just voluntarily ran under the door to get inside the house and then stopped in the middle of the floor. don't look at me dude
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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On ai use by university students
The problem is that a University degree is now a product, not something we do for the betterment of society. Thus, this is just the logical consequence of the enshittification of our institutions and why companies should stay away from anything public
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM