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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
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If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
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Of all the heinous things Donald Trump has done, by far the most unforgivable is making me agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Who Will Replace MTG in Trump's Clown Car?
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www.borowitzreport.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Of all the heinous things Donald Trump has done, by far the most unforgivable is making me agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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As the House prepares to unanimously rebuke Trump over the Epstein files, i hope that the law firms, media companies, and universities who bent their knee to this criminal feel like idiots. But it doesn’t really matter how they feel. History will remember them as accomplices.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
As the House prepares to unanimously rebuke Trump over the Epstein files, i hope that the law firms, media companies, and universities who bent their knee to this criminal feel like idiots. But it doesn’t really matter how they feel. History will remember them as accomplices.
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We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
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Tell Congress Right Now: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act
Tell Congress: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act
Contact Congress today!
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November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Tell Congress Right Now: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act
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Trump claimed that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trump claimed that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
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He loves the poorly educated
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
He loves the poorly educated
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“We gave you a 400-million-dollar 747. You’re not sticking us in some Idaho shithole.”
Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
“We gave you a 400-million-dollar 747. You’re not sticking us in some Idaho shithole.”
www.borowitzreport.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“We gave you a 400-million-dollar 747. You’re not sticking us in some Idaho shithole.”
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Big news here: the White House has backed down from shutting down I-5 this weekend following our reporting last night.
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Big news here: the White House has backed down from shutting down I-5 this weekend following our reporting last night.
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Definitely not America First.
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Definitely not America First.
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JD Vance dismissed the hate-filled texts by young Republican leaders as "what kids do." I guess he meant these kids:
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
JD Vance dismissed the hate-filled texts by young Republican leaders as "what kids do." I guess he meant these kids:
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Happy International Cat Day from Heater Abughazaleh-Collins 🐈🐈🐈
August 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy International Cat Day from Heater Abughazaleh-Collins 🐈🐈🐈
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Join us in-person for the first ever LIVE on Skylight!
We’re going LIVE on Aug 24th in Brooklyn, NY at @thelotradio.com 🎉
There will be free merch, tacos, drinks, and great music!
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We’re going LIVE on Aug 24th in Brooklyn, NY at @thelotradio.com 🎉
There will be free merch, tacos, drinks, and great music!
RSVP here:
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August 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Join us in-person for the first ever LIVE on Skylight!
We’re going LIVE on Aug 24th in Brooklyn, NY at @thelotradio.com 🎉
There will be free merch, tacos, drinks, and great music!
RSVP here:
https://smokesignal.events/did:plc:rbvrr34edl5ddpuwcubjiost/3lvopsv64m22p
We’re going LIVE on Aug 24th in Brooklyn, NY at @thelotradio.com 🎉
There will be free merch, tacos, drinks, and great music!
RSVP here:
https://smokesignal.events/did:plc:rbvrr34edl5ddpuwcubjiost/3lvopsv64m22p
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I didn’t say it; Wonder Woman said it.
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August 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I didn’t say it; Wonder Woman said it.
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It’s not really necessary to mock Kristi Noem since South Park has already done such a good job of it, but here’s the actual anti-drug slogan she approved when she was Governor of South Dakota
August 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s not really necessary to mock Kristi Noem since South Park has already done such a good job of it, but here’s the actual anti-drug slogan she approved when she was Governor of South Dakota