Beef Hardcake
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Beef Hardcake
@beefhardcake.bsky.social
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Just saw someone on the internet call Trump “Ol’ Yam Tits” and will never see a photo of him again in the same way
July 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
JUSTICE FOR MALTA

(otherwise known as: the Eurovision Song Contest is totally rigged)

(kidding)

(kinda)
May 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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A good rule of thumb Democrats should use to figure out how to interact with Trump is to imagine you’re addressing Jabba the Hutt.

Do you sound tough? Defiant? Or are you some pandering slimeball who is obviously going to be double-crossed and fed to the Sarlacc?
May 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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If you're in Illinois and:

- Palestinian, or protesting the genocide in Occupied Palestine; or

- trans, or protesting for trans rights;

and you are arrested or discriminated against, I can represent you pro bono. Please email me at [email protected]. I will take as many cases as I can.
March 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Holy shit. This is bad. Like devastatingly, awful bad.

The bedrock regulations underlying our access to clean air and water are going to be gutted. More people are going to get sick and die. And so much for limiting GHG emissions.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/c...
E.P.A. Targets Dozens of Environmental Rules as It Reframes Its Purpose (Gift Article)
Lee Zeldin, the E.P.A. administrator, said the agency’s mission was to make it cheaper to buy cars, heat homes and run businesses.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Hi! I'm starting a fundraiser: DRAWING MONSTERS TO FIGHT THE MONSTERS!

Donate $25 or more (or any recurring amount) to TRANS LIFELINE and I'll draw you a monster in exchange for fighting back against them!

Email your receipt to [email protected] and receive an 8”x8” hi-res drawing from me!
February 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Leopard: I will eat your face

Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating

Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
J.P. Morgan econs on Trump’s latest are “increasingly concerned that the policy mix may tilt into an unintentionally far less business-friendly stance. The sustained 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico set to start this weekend is materially different than the tariff increases built into our baseline.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM