Beef Strokemoff
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Drag King that emerged from a package of Hamburger Help Her and mutated into something uncontrollably sexy and stupid. San Francisco->Yokohama
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DIR EN GREY、2026年にニューアルバム「MORTAL DOWNER」リリース
全国ツアー＆東京ガーデンシアター公演も決定
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651705?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#DIRENGREY
全国ツアー＆東京ガーデンシアター公演も決定
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651705?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#DIRENGREY
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
DIR EN GREY、2026年にニューアルバム「MORTAL DOWNER」リリース
全国ツアー＆東京ガーデンシアター公演も決定
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651705?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#DIRENGREY
全国ツアー＆東京ガーデンシアター公演も決定
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651705?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#DIRENGREY
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Remembering that for Final Fantasy character popularity polls in Japan, Tidus and Wakka overtook the rankings due to very homoerotic MADs edited to make the pair say things like "Tidus's dick feels good" and "Dick feels REALLY good!"
youtu.be/VrAPjVxtjh0
youtu.be/VrAPjVxtjh0
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remembering that for Final Fantasy character popularity polls in Japan, Tidus and Wakka overtook the rankings due to very homoerotic MADs edited to make the pair say things like "Tidus's dick feels good" and "Dick feels REALLY good!"
youtu.be/VrAPjVxtjh0
youtu.be/VrAPjVxtjh0
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sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
When they put Ohtani on the mound
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When they put Ohtani on the mound
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Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.
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I need a 10 minute extended mix of Sesshoku
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I need a 10 minute extended mix of Sesshoku
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linkedin grindset style posting has been the worst thing to ever happen to san francisco and the tech industries image
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
linkedin grindset style posting has been the worst thing to ever happen to san francisco and the tech industries image
Speaking of poison damage my new grinder is on the mail truck haha haha yesssss
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Speaking of poison damage my new grinder is on the mail truck haha haha yesssss
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gays discuss - is Tyler Glasnow trade?
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gays discuss - is Tyler Glasnow trade?
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Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Dir en grey - Ghoul Tour SF Regency Ballroom, 2013
St. Vincent - Masseduction Tour SF Bill Grahm, 2018
FKA Twigs - Magadelene Tour Oakland Fox Theater, 2019
SOPHIE - SF Gray Area, 2019
Sukekiyo - ワンマンタイトル締切いつまで Kawasaki Club Citta, 2025
Dir en grey - Ghoul Tour SF Regency Ballroom, 2013
St. Vincent - Masseduction Tour SF Bill Grahm, 2018
FKA Twigs - Magadelene Tour Oakland Fox Theater, 2019
SOPHIE - SF Gray Area, 2019
Sukekiyo - ワンマンタイトル締切いつまで Kawasaki Club Citta, 2025
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Dir en grey - Ghoul Tour SF Regency Ballroom, 2013
St. Vincent - Masseduction Tour SF Bill Grahm, 2018
FKA Twigs - Magadelene Tour Oakland Fox Theater, 2019
SOPHIE - SF Gray Area, 2019
Sukekiyo - ワンマンタイトル締切いつまで Kawasaki Club Citta, 2025
Dir en grey - Ghoul Tour SF Regency Ballroom, 2013
St. Vincent - Masseduction Tour SF Bill Grahm, 2018
FKA Twigs - Magadelene Tour Oakland Fox Theater, 2019
SOPHIE - SF Gray Area, 2019
Sukekiyo - ワンマンタイトル締切いつまで Kawasaki Club Citta, 2025
Went to the gym twice in one week who am I
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Went to the gym twice in one week who am I
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November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
I love that I get to speak in a combo of English and Japanese but it does vastly increase my chances of becoming extremely annoying outside of work even accidentally
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love that I get to speak in a combo of English and Japanese but it does vastly increase my chances of becoming extremely annoying outside of work even accidentally