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@bellpeppertoospicy.bsky.social
PDX, average male rube
I finally feel comfortable asking: can anyone explain the ethical hoops/ethical ball meme…I missed it
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I finally feel comfortable asking: can anyone explain the ethical hoops/ethical ball meme…I missed it
Discovered a food cart pod in walking distance of me with a great breakfast burrito
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Discovered a food cart pod in walking distance of me with a great breakfast burrito
That outta do it
Breaking News: A federal judge ordered immigration agents not to retaliate against people engaging in peaceful protests in Minnesota, among other restrictions.
Judge Restricts Immigration Agents’ Actions Toward Minnesota Protesters
A federal judge ordered agents not to retaliate against people “engaging in peaceful and unobstructive protest activity” in the state and not to stop drivers who are not “forcibly obstructing” officers.
nyti.ms
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
That outta do it
Reposted by onian 🧅
I know everyone wants to hate the Dodgers for ruining baseball. I get it. They are not "getting away" with anything. Tell 29 other owners to try harder.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I know everyone wants to hate the Dodgers for ruining baseball. I get it. They are not "getting away" with anything. Tell 29 other owners to try harder.
“Inertia is a property of matter” -Bill Nye
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“Inertia is a property of matter” -Bill Nye
Sobriety is so boring
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sobriety is so boring
This 15 year old Portland restaurant still serves le epic bacon the old fashioned way
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This 15 year old Portland restaurant still serves le epic bacon the old fashioned way
Doing dry January and I’m experiencing an unfamiliar lack of something to do without drinking 6 beers and watching tv until bedtime
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doing dry January and I’m experiencing an unfamiliar lack of something to do without drinking 6 beers and watching tv until bedtime
Starting my Elmore Leonard journey tonight with Glitz
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Starting my Elmore Leonard journey tonight with Glitz
Watched Eephus last night, good movie 👍
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Watched Eephus last night, good movie 👍
Some real queen shit by Wanda Sykes right there
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Some real queen shit by Wanda Sykes right there
My whole life I thought I was just shy of 6’2” and then last week at the doctor they measured me at 6’3”????? Is it possible to grow an inch from like 30 to 34?
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
My whole life I thought I was just shy of 6’2” and then last week at the doctor they measured me at 6’3”????? Is it possible to grow an inch from like 30 to 34?
@ianfisch.bsky.social why are you in favor of X users being able to use grok to create sexual imagery of minors?
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
@ianfisch.bsky.social why are you in favor of X users being able to use grok to create sexual imagery of minors?
This scene was the most a movie fucked me up in a long time
January 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This scene was the most a movie fucked me up in a long time
What can I do to make sure we get avatar 4 and 5? I need 4 and 5
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
What can I do to make sure we get avatar 4 and 5? I need 4 and 5
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meg Ryan
Richard Gere
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rupert Grint
Richard Gere
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rupert Grint
June 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Meg Ryan
Richard Gere
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rupert Grint
Richard Gere
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rupert Grint
Heard outside of the Bloc Party show tonight in Portland tonight “I wanna start taking guitar lessons now…”
June 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Heard outside of the Bloc Party show tonight in Portland tonight “I wanna start taking guitar lessons now…”
Me when I’m 63 years old working at the NY post: “what an epic fail”
Selected comments from the NY POST CHAT for the Trump Micropenis Parade:
* "I've seen more people at a kindergarten parade"
* "What an epic fail"
* "The UFC is sponsoring federal events now?"
* "Okay this is getting sad now"
* "Criiiiiinge"
* "There is no one there"
* "This is such a boring parade"
* "I've seen more people at a kindergarten parade"
* "What an epic fail"
* "The UFC is sponsoring federal events now?"
* "Okay this is getting sad now"
* "Criiiiiinge"
* "There is no one there"
* "This is such a boring parade"
June 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me when I’m 63 years old working at the NY post: “what an epic fail”
Reposted by onian 🧅
i'm at the pride parade, i'm at the protest, i'm at the combination pride parade and protest
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i'm at the pride parade, i'm at the protest, i'm at the combination pride parade and protest
Reposted by onian 🧅
"Où les envoyons-nous, Chuck?"
"Galvéston!"
"HONHONHONHONHON"
"Galvéston!"
"HONHONHONHONHON"
June 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Où les envoyons-nous, Chuck?"
"Galvéston!"
"HONHONHONHONHON"
"Galvéston!"
"HONHONHONHONHON"
Sticking to my calorie deficit so it’s beer for dinner 👍
June 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sticking to my calorie deficit so it’s beer for dinner 👍
I can snap with my right hand but not my left
May 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can snap with my right hand but not my left