Greg Turner
@beloit08.bsky.social
Small works of fact and fiction.
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It’s so weird. I keep asking conservative posters, “What’s your favorite Jesus quote?” and so far I haven’t gotten a single response.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s so weird. I keep asking conservative posters, “What’s your favorite Jesus quote?” and so far I haven’t gotten a single response.
I mean, you can tempt fate, sure. Just don’t be a dick about it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I mean, you can tempt fate, sure. Just don’t be a dick about it.
The opposite of haberdasher is ziggurat.
That is all.
That is all.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The opposite of haberdasher is ziggurat.
That is all.
That is all.
Stephen Miller hates humans.
i think raw terror for their own physical safety is going to be the single predominant motive during the rest of this administration, which maybe suggests some not-great things about where we might be headed
“White House deputy chief of staff Stephen and his podcaster wife, Katie Miller, have fled their Arlington home after peaceful chalk messages were left on the sidewalk.“
Now imagine if armed, masked men were hunting you and your family like animals.
Now imagine if armed, masked men were hunting you and your family like animals.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Stephen Miller hates humans.
Buckle up, kids! We’re gonna march for our country
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Buckle up, kids! We’re gonna march for our country
“Yale Lawyer JD Vance dodged ABC anchor questions about Tom Homan’s alleged bribe. Coward Donald J Trump refuses to answer ABC press pool questions in retaliation”
That is all
That is all
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Yale Lawyer JD Vance dodged ABC anchor questions about Tom Homan’s alleged bribe. Coward Donald J Trump refuses to answer ABC press pool questions in retaliation”
That is all
That is all
Reminder: ICE is bitches
That is all.
That is all.
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Reminder: ICE is bitches
That is all.
That is all.
Planet hopping through the bi-polar system
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Planet hopping through the bi-polar system
Y’all. What am I going to do if I’ve become allergic to coffee?
This message of pure basic white man brought to you by my current headache.
This message of pure basic white man brought to you by my current headache.
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Y’all. What am I going to do if I’ve become allergic to coffee?
This message of pure basic white man brought to you by my current headache.
This message of pure basic white man brought to you by my current headache.
“Hegseth and the Angry Inch”
YOU’RE WELCOME
YOU’RE WELCOME
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Hegseth and the Angry Inch”
YOU’RE WELCOME
YOU’RE WELCOME
No, the OTHER Lawrence of Arabia
September 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
No, the OTHER Lawrence of Arabia
Marking this for future me
Hey, what’s your favourite French hip hop? Asking for a me.
September 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Marking this for future me
So much this. Plus, light shined on the machine parts is more effective than light shined on a charismatic figurehead
Trump is evil but he is largely irrelevant, he’s not really in charge and is part of a larger criminal network. If Trump were to die, the MAGA network would just prop up another figurehead. Trump is a representative of oligarchy not the head of it.
August 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So much this. Plus, light shined on the machine parts is more effective than light shined on a charismatic figurehead
I mean, Cracker Barrels the world over could catch fire, be doused with sea storms, slide into Hell pits as the world was rended asunder and Waffle House would still be open, still be welcoming, and still be awesome. @themountaingoats.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I mean, Cracker Barrels the world over could catch fire, be doused with sea storms, slide into Hell pits as the world was rended asunder and Waffle House would still be open, still be welcoming, and still be awesome. @themountaingoats.bsky.social
“My dear boy,” the elegant elder said, “it’s all Gatsby. All the way down!”
August 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
“My dear boy,” the elegant elder said, “it’s all Gatsby. All the way down!”
Or shrink it. Why should states with little population get representation at the federal level?
We should absolutely expand the House.
This whole battle over House seats presupposes that the 435 number is ironclad and cannot be changed.
Hint: it’s not and it can
Hint: it’s not and it can
August 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Or shrink it. Why should states with little population get representation at the federal level?
Von: You think the spiders will be kind? I ain’t ever met a kind one, but maybe the robot ones would be?
August 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Von: You think the spiders will be kind? I ain’t ever met a kind one, but maybe the robot ones would be?
That time you got caught skankin’ and it wasn’t to the beat.
The shame of it. The horror in your father’s eyes.
The shame of it. The horror in your father’s eyes.
August 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That time you got caught skankin’ and it wasn’t to the beat.
The shame of it. The horror in your father’s eyes.
The shame of it. The horror in your father’s eyes.
FWIW, there are American cities _begging_ for help with crime. ABQ, for example. If this administration wanted to help, they’d send help where it’s being requested.
August 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
FWIW, there are American cities _begging_ for help with crime. ABQ, for example. If this administration wanted to help, they’d send help where it’s being requested.
Honestly? Fuck today’s NYT crossword.
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Honestly? Fuck today’s NYT crossword.
Six in the morning police at my door
Fresh Adidas squeak across the bathroom floor
Out my back window,
I made my escape
Didn’t even have chance to grab
My old-school tape
-Ice T
Me? I just went for a run #isru
Fresh Adidas squeak across the bathroom floor
Out my back window,
I made my escape
Didn’t even have chance to grab
My old-school tape
-Ice T
Me? I just went for a run #isru
August 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Six in the morning police at my door
Fresh Adidas squeak across the bathroom floor
Out my back window,
I made my escape
Didn’t even have chance to grab
My old-school tape
-Ice T
Me? I just went for a run #isru
Fresh Adidas squeak across the bathroom floor
Out my back window,
I made my escape
Didn’t even have chance to grab
My old-school tape
-Ice T
Me? I just went for a run #isru
Motherfucker gonna pass the Dutchie ‘pon the right hand side? What is this world coming to?
August 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Motherfucker gonna pass the Dutchie ‘pon the right hand side? What is this world coming to?
Morning jog and the athletic resonance starts your sweaty armpit to a meaty clapping, each _swwp-plup_ a small and taunting ovation.
August 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Morning jog and the athletic resonance starts your sweaty armpit to a meaty clapping, each _swwp-plup_ a small and taunting ovation.
Don’t stop the timer, don’t have a heart attack.
August 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Don’t stop the timer, don’t have a heart attack.