Caroline
@beminecaroline.bsky.social
Here for some hopium
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Since we're talking about Donald Trump's income taxes again, I suppose it's a good time to re-share this
The US did briefly impose income taxes to help fund the Civil War.
If we're going to talk about them—and I guess Donald Trump wants us to—remember this:
Abe Lincoln paid more income taxes in 1864 than Donald Trump did in 2017, in actual, non-inflation adjusted dollars - $2,000 vs $750.
If we're going to talk about them—and I guess Donald Trump wants us to—remember this:
Abe Lincoln paid more income taxes in 1864 than Donald Trump did in 2017, in actual, non-inflation adjusted dollars - $2,000 vs $750.
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Since we're talking about Donald Trump's income taxes again, I suppose it's a good time to re-share this
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Just to be clear: Brian Kilmeade *did not* endorse euthanizing homeless people. He advocated MURDERING over 700,000 of them.
And on a network that has been *beside itself* over the murder of just one man this week.
And on a network that has been *beside itself* over the murder of just one man this week.
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just to be clear: Brian Kilmeade *did not* endorse euthanizing homeless people. He advocated MURDERING over 700,000 of them.
And on a network that has been *beside itself* over the murder of just one man this week.
And on a network that has been *beside itself* over the murder of just one man this week.
True crime girlies were raised by Scooby-Doo
April 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
True crime girlies were raised by Scooby-Doo
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Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
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Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
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I do not want to make everyone feel worse, but... April 20 is approaching, and on that day Trump will receive a fake report from his leading sycophants on whether he should invoke the Insurrection Act (a fast-track to martial law) over his fake immigration crisis. If it says yes... well, buckle up.
Is Trump preparing to invoke the Insurrection Act? Signs are pointing that way
A joint Department of Defense and Homeland Security report will soon recommend whether or not to invoke the Insurrection Act over illegal migration.
www.sfchronicle.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I do not want to make everyone feel worse, but... April 20 is approaching, and on that day Trump will receive a fake report from his leading sycophants on whether he should invoke the Insurrection Act (a fast-track to martial law) over his fake immigration crisis. If it says yes... well, buckle up.
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There is a Cheez-It factory in my town, I'm just supporting the local economy it's the least I could do
April 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There is a Cheez-It factory in my town, I'm just supporting the local economy it's the least I could do
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Give it a rest, dude. Sheesh.
March 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Give it a rest, dude. Sheesh.
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
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⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
March 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
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Meanwhile over on the other place, rightwing free speech warriors (this guy is a former DeSantis campaign staffer) are calling for me to be denaturalized and deported because they don’t like my political speech. This is what fascism and racism looks like, folks.
March 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meanwhile over on the other place, rightwing free speech warriors (this guy is a former DeSantis campaign staffer) are calling for me to be denaturalized and deported because they don’t like my political speech. This is what fascism and racism looks like, folks.
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re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
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Fascism is here.
The list of words Trump is banning from government is the most stunning document of our time. Click the image below to see how many words Trump and Musk have canceled as part of their new Reich.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The list of words Trump is banning from government is the most stunning document of our time. Click the image below to see how many words Trump and Musk have canceled as part of their new Reich.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fascism is here.
The list of words Trump is banning from government is the most stunning document of our time. Click the image below to see how many words Trump and Musk have canceled as part of their new Reich.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The list of words Trump is banning from government is the most stunning document of our time. Click the image below to see how many words Trump and Musk have canceled as part of their new Reich.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
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Democrats should have either skipped the shitshow entirely or gone and heckled the fuck out of this parade of lies and insults.
This? Kinda pathetic.
This? Kinda pathetic.
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Democrats should have either skipped the shitshow entirely or gone and heckled the fuck out of this parade of lies and insults.
This? Kinda pathetic.
This? Kinda pathetic.
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This is not an exaggeration. This is exactly what is happening.
March 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is not an exaggeration. This is exactly what is happening.
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Trump: The NCAA has complied. Is the governor of Maine here?
Mills: I'm right here.
Trump: Are you not going to comply with that?
Mills: I'm going to comply with state and federal law.
Trump: You better do it because you're not going to get any federal funding at all.
Mills: See you in court.
Mills: I'm right here.
Trump: Are you not going to comply with that?
Mills: I'm going to comply with state and federal law.
Trump: You better do it because you're not going to get any federal funding at all.
Mills: See you in court.
February 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump: The NCAA has complied. Is the governor of Maine here?
Mills: I'm right here.
Trump: Are you not going to comply with that?
Mills: I'm going to comply with state and federal law.
Trump: You better do it because you're not going to get any federal funding at all.
Mills: See you in court.
Mills: I'm right here.
Trump: Are you not going to comply with that?
Mills: I'm going to comply with state and federal law.
Trump: You better do it because you're not going to get any federal funding at all.
Mills: See you in court.
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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Said every tyrant and dictator in human history to justify his actions.
February 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Said every tyrant and dictator in human history to justify his actions.
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
When my friends want to drink on a weekday: I DID MY PARTYING!!! 4 YEARS OF IT!! AT SIU!
a newspaper article about azkaban prison with a picture of a man with his mouth open
ALT: a newspaper article about azkaban prison with a picture of a man with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
When my friends want to drink on a weekday: I DID MY PARTYING!!! 4 YEARS OF IT!! AT SIU!
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He knew RFK Jr. and his rhetoric was dangerous. His questioning in the confirmation hearing made it obvious he knew. But he’s up for reelection in 2026.
He chose politics over science, medicine, and public health.
He chose politics over science, medicine, and public health.
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He knew RFK Jr. and his rhetoric was dangerous. His questioning in the confirmation hearing made it obvious he knew. But he’s up for reelection in 2026.
He chose politics over science, medicine, and public health.
He chose politics over science, medicine, and public health.
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This appears to be an announcement by Musk and the attorney for the Stop the Steal domestic-extremist movement (Martin, now posing as a lawman rather than a criminal) that anyone who opposes the ongoing fascist coup will be arrested and jailed.
We are getting ever closer to The Point of No Return.
We are getting ever closer to The Point of No Return.
February 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This appears to be an announcement by Musk and the attorney for the Stop the Steal domestic-extremist movement (Martin, now posing as a lawman rather than a criminal) that anyone who opposes the ongoing fascist coup will be arrested and jailed.
We are getting ever closer to The Point of No Return.
We are getting ever closer to The Point of No Return.