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Dissociating for mental health improvement? 🫡
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just casually walking through Target, wanting to 💀 — thanks Mother’s Day cards.
April 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
April 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Attempting to watch the Walking Dead (I give up during the first episode usually). Am on Ep3 — not only do I have to cheer on a cop, that cop named his child “Carl?!” Bet he beats his wife too. What a prick.
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cheat on your exams! Yay!
April 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The “ideas” are anything that’s against Israel.
UPDATE: ICE deleted their openly fascist post about stopping “ideas” from coming into 🇺🇸 www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Is he watching the church burn down? That’s a really orange sky
April 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sam, a compilation of little things.
April 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Note to self: if it’s been over a year since the last time you had a spicy curry, your tolerance will be shot. Be careful.
April 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
These fucking animals are going to give me a stroke.
March 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Also the concept of assassins (founded approx. 1090 CE Persia) in Ptolemaic Egypt (49 to 38 BCE) should be a dead giveaway.
it’s so funny that people are mad that the new assassin’s creed game is not historically accurate. last time i checked in, you found pythagoras (triangle guy) straight up chilling, alive and well, in a cyber tomb for 10,000 years
March 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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🔥 “Without a level playing field — without Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion — Meritocracy fails spectacularly… it’s ok to at any point stop and admit you didn’t think this all the way through.”

cc: Rep. Aron Maberry (who is carrying yet another an anti-DEI bill)
March 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Look, everyone, it’s been more than fifty years since Warergate. Attaching -gate to every scandal or potential scandal is just cringe.

Let’s call it: Signal Dome.
March 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think I may officially delete x or at least all my tweets.
Another way to look at it: xAI took on another $12 billion in debt. Plus, everything posted to this platform is now officially a part of xAI’s data trove, but do users get to opt out?
March 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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The fight to end the #deathpenalty needs more business engagement. Airgas should be applauded for standing up against the misuse of its products in executions: www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

#BizVsDP
Chemical company considers action against Louisiana over potential misuse of products in execution
Airgas, a nitrogen and oxygen supplier, is considering action against Louisiana over potential misuse of its products during Jessie Hoffman's execution
nola.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sam made me a liquid iv and im crying on my deathbed bc hes so nice i married the sweetest man of all time
March 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Love how they only give a fuck when it’s in California or New York. Screw Southerners and Midwesterners.
March 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just love how he used to shit on millionaires, but when he became one the only problem was suddenly billionaires. Makes ya think.
Bernie out there working.
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Vibing to Enya, committing violence on Fallout. Good afternoon.
March 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Dude’s been out there for about an hour with no play from the 13+ peahens in my yard, so he’s apparently wooing my metal hummingbird sculpture. Persistent.
#birds #peacock
February 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Olly Alexander stop being a piece of shit challenge (impossible)
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Americans saying “well you eat beans on toast” as a comeback to everything as if they don’t guzzle corn syrup in anything and everything they eat and drink on the daily
January 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Nah, CEOs can get it.
An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.
December 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM