Ben What
@benwhat.bsky.social
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once had a farm in stardew valley called blue sky farm, so this has worked out well
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once had a farm in stardew valley called blue sky farm, so this has worked out well
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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My debut novel, The Paradox Paradox, IS FINALLY AVALIABLE! Get the eBook here RIGHT NOW for just £5!
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December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My debut novel, The Paradox Paradox, IS FINALLY AVALIABLE! Get the eBook here RIGHT NOW for just £5!
www.patreon.com/nerdcubed/shop
www.patreon.com/nerdcubed/shop
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There aren't enough holiday ghosts out teaching the rich lessons these days.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There aren't enough holiday ghosts out teaching the rich lessons these days.
graduated college, now what?
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
graduated college, now what?
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
tried to hype someone up by saying "speak on it" but accidentally said "spit on it"
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
tried to hype someone up by saying "speak on it" but accidentally said "spit on it"
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
the world is so loud and i am but a dog yelping at cars
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the world is so loud and i am but a dog yelping at cars
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me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
me being passed: ok speed racer
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
me being passed: ok speed racer
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call me garfield the way i just ate lasagna and am owned by a man named jon arbuckle
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
call me garfield the way i just ate lasagna and am owned by a man named jon arbuckle
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
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idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
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This future sucks because I have to side with Jimmy Kimmel and South Park on literally anything
September 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This future sucks because I have to side with Jimmy Kimmel and South Park on literally anything
ok but what was he wearing?
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ok but what was he wearing?
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can't help but laugh at @codenamesgame.bsky.social locking down their account by disabling quotes and replies, then posting a bullshit blog post about how harry potter is a "once beloved world" that still has magic to it. even had the gall to say they encourage discourse. then why cant we reply?!?
July 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
can't help but laugh at @codenamesgame.bsky.social locking down their account by disabling quotes and replies, then posting a bullshit blog post about how harry potter is a "once beloved world" that still has magic to it. even had the gall to say they encourage discourse. then why cant we reply?!?
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
guy who really wants the singularity to happen: hey gemini, can you show me the 10 worst things humans have done?
June 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
guy who really wants the singularity to happen: hey gemini, can you show me the 10 worst things humans have done?