If the bird is, for example, a seagull, then it doesn't eat worms; it eats fries. So being up earlier than the shops open is a waste of time for it, frankly.

Javalinas have come for the trucks, probably in cahoots with the orcas.

My first exposure was as a kid reading Richard Hooker.

Always been a fan, and this clickbait bullshit is beneath you.

It makes me want to conduct a seance so I can tell Steve Jobs’s ghost that I hate it.

Am I the only one who sees a bright line connecting incel culture with the fear of being revealed as bad at something? I see a lot of similarities between incels and the kind of people who always act like they know better, to the point of 'correcting' noted experts in their fields.