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Feminist, bookworm, gallows humor, singing in the shower, coffee, childfree, pop culture, owner of too many eyeshadow palettes.
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
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Me, at parties, trying not to run when they announce that the buffet is open.
April 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me, at parties, trying not to run when they announce that the buffet is open.
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Reminder that since the nation's founding, the guardrails that have kept presidents in check have been in the courts & Congress
No longer
Every crime went unchecked in Trump's 1st term & all norms & precedents gone now
History would call it a dictatorship, and it is
One man, one party, one rule
No longer
Every crime went unchecked in Trump's 1st term & all norms & precedents gone now
History would call it a dictatorship, and it is
One man, one party, one rule
February 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reminder that since the nation's founding, the guardrails that have kept presidents in check have been in the courts & Congress
No longer
Every crime went unchecked in Trump's 1st term & all norms & precedents gone now
History would call it a dictatorship, and it is
One man, one party, one rule
No longer
Every crime went unchecked in Trump's 1st term & all norms & precedents gone now
History would call it a dictatorship, and it is
One man, one party, one rule
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Elon had a botched penal implant. It’s being said that numerous Elon kids are by IVF. Even if this is not true Elons dick is fked up. Elon is a creepy broken dick that has many meanings, choose one
February 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Elon had a botched penal implant. It’s being said that numerous Elon kids are by IVF. Even if this is not true Elons dick is fked up. Elon is a creepy broken dick that has many meanings, choose one
This seems par for the course for this administration.
Donald Trump is urging a foreign government to relax restrictions on Andrew Tate, a right-wing influencer charged with human trafficking and rape.
Trump Pressures Romania to Free Andrew Tate in Disgusting New Low
The Trump administration is on a quest to free the far-right misogynist accused of human trafficking and money laundering.
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February 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This seems par for the course for this administration.
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
Anytime Eddie Vedder wants to play Corduroy I am immediately here for it and on my feet. Even now with 1 broken ankle in my living room.
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Anytime Eddie Vedder wants to play Corduroy I am immediately here for it and on my feet. Even now with 1 broken ankle in my living room.
I’m so sick of hearing ‘Constitutional Crisis’ —it didn’t matter his first term and it won’t matter now. If the rule of law didn’t prevent all this BS we are now in then rules and laws aren’t real and don’t matter anyway.
February 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m so sick of hearing ‘Constitutional Crisis’ —it didn’t matter his first term and it won’t matter now. If the rule of law didn’t prevent all this BS we are now in then rules and laws aren’t real and don’t matter anyway.
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BREAKING: Steve Bannon pleads GUILTY to $15 MILLION of fraud in the We Build the Wall scam
But as part of plea deal, Bannon ESCAPES any prison time
Both his co-conspirators had to do prison time
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg strikes again - letting predatory grifters OFF THE HOOK
But as part of plea deal, Bannon ESCAPES any prison time
Both his co-conspirators had to do prison time
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg strikes again - letting predatory grifters OFF THE HOOK
February 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
BREAKING: Steve Bannon pleads GUILTY to $15 MILLION of fraud in the We Build the Wall scam
But as part of plea deal, Bannon ESCAPES any prison time
Both his co-conspirators had to do prison time
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg strikes again - letting predatory grifters OFF THE HOOK
But as part of plea deal, Bannon ESCAPES any prison time
Both his co-conspirators had to do prison time
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg strikes again - letting predatory grifters OFF THE HOOK
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The visual of Serena Williams fine as ever and glowing while Crip walking will live in my head rent free forever. It’s really getting me through. Cuz the misogynoir she has had to deal with for so long… whew.
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The visual of Serena Williams fine as ever and glowing while Crip walking will live in my head rent free forever. It’s really getting me through. Cuz the misogynoir she has had to deal with for so long… whew.
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kendrick inspires me to hate more. i think of myself as a committed hater but i've never hated like that before
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
kendrick inspires me to hate more. i think of myself as a committed hater but i've never hated like that before
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Not even trying to hide it…
February 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Not even trying to hide it…
Watching Groundhog’s Day & as a former bartender it took me out when Rita’s “favorite” drink is a sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist. Nobody drinks sweet or dry vermouth like that. Nobody. That’s Manson level insanity.
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Watching Groundhog’s Day & as a former bartender it took me out when Rita’s “favorite” drink is a sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist. Nobody drinks sweet or dry vermouth like that. Nobody. That’s Manson level insanity.
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SCOOP: A US Treasury threat intelligence analysis has designated DOGE staff an ‘insider threat'. An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
A US Treasury Threat Intelligence Analysis Designates DOGE Staff as ‘Insider Threat’
An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
wrd.cm
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
SCOOP: A US Treasury threat intelligence analysis has designated DOGE staff an ‘insider threat'. An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
Blunt circle rotation of Hell for me would be:
Ye’dolf Yitler & his wife/toy/performance art
Elon Musk
Pearl
Ann Coulter
Scary Elderly Dancing Man from the 6 Flags commercial
Ye’dolf Yitler & his wife/toy/performance art
Elon Musk
Pearl
Ann Coulter
Scary Elderly Dancing Man from the 6 Flags commercial
February 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Blunt circle rotation of Hell for me would be:
Ye’dolf Yitler & his wife/toy/performance art
Elon Musk
Pearl
Ann Coulter
Scary Elderly Dancing Man from the 6 Flags commercial
Ye’dolf Yitler & his wife/toy/performance art
Elon Musk
Pearl
Ann Coulter
Scary Elderly Dancing Man from the 6 Flags commercial
This coup is cuckoo
The SAVE Act demands people provide documents that millions of eligible voters don’t have easy access to, such as passports and birth certificates, to register to vote.
This bill is unnecessary — federal and state laws already prevent ineligible people from voting. Congress must reject this bill.
This bill is unnecessary — federal and state laws already prevent ineligible people from voting. Congress must reject this bill.
February 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This coup is cuckoo
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ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.
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We really are though.
February 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We really are though.